Zach Klitzman borrows a line from Wedding Crashers to explain his love for women’s lax and his difficulty staying objective.

David Gurian-Peck shows his appreciation for the quotes and people that have made his time at the DP well worth it.

Following the Year of Food and the Year of Evolution, the 2009-2010 Arts and the City Year has been “extraordinarily successful in realizing its ambitions,” according to a statement from Provost Vincent Price.

Facing their lowest seeding in four years, the eight seniors on the Penn women’s lacrosse team are looking to defy the odds and extend their collegiate careers as long as possible.

Penn Business Services created PennMOVES three years ago in order to make Penn more sustainable by reducing student waste and providing a charitable contribution to the West Philadelphia community.

The establishment houses 60 draft beers on tap at the bar and another 12 in the tasting lounge — reserved by customers for private parties.

Madlyn and Leonard Abramson announced a $25.5-million gift to the Abramson Cancer Center, adding to their contributions totaling over $140 million.

Students struggling to pay upwards of $1,000 for a semester’s textbooks may find some relief with Penn Bookstore’s textbook rental, which will be offered next fall.

Robbery May 1 ­— A male cab driver reported at about 11:30 p.m. that while driving his cab on the 3600 block of Market Street, someone displayed a handgun and attempted to forcibly take his vehicle. Assault May 2 — A 16-year-old boy unaffiliated with Penn reported at about 9 p.m.

The Police Athletic League of Philadelphia — an organization with the stated mission of “Cops Helping Kids,” which operates 27 centers across Philadelphia — honored Vice President for Public Safety Maureen Rush at its annual award dinner Tuesday night for her contributions to the organization.

Though some say the role of nurses is expanding, what has really changed is the increased availability of nurse practitioners, said Eileen Sullivan-Marx, associate dean for practice and community affairs at the Nursing School.

Jeffrey Cohen — a life-long Philadelphian and 1988 graduate of the Law School — recently launched his first novel, 'The Killing of Mindi Quintana,' at the Kimmel Center.

The drop from No. 4 in the media poll to the No. 8 seed was the biggest decline the seniors — who have won Ivy titles in each of their four years — have experienced on selection day.

The Panhellenic Council extension committee unanimously voted Monday to add a new sorority in 2011 rather than 2012.

Wharton junior Owen Thomas’ funeral service was held Monday morning at the Union United Church of Christ in Neffs, Pa. The church was filled beyond capacity.

Penn held on 9-8 to win the tournament and clinch its fourth consecutive automatic bid to the NCAA Tournament. The Quakers will wait until May 9 to receive their first-round draw for the NCAAs.