My name is Igor Baran and I am running for freshman representative of the Undergraduate Assembly. My entire campaign is centered around the problems I feel are especially felt by the freshmen.

The Class of 2015, as we have heard from a number of people, is the “finest collection of scholars the University of Pennsylvania has ever admitted.” This statement is bold.

If I am elected to the position of Undergraduate Assembly Member, my main focus will be to bring about substantial changes to the hours in which certain dining halls within this university operate.

2007 College graduate Jason Schneider has made a business out of telling jokes to Central Park visitors willing to pay $1.

As their contract for the Huntsman Hall retail space comes up for review within the year, ABP has upgraded its menu and layout.

Tracy Morgan shouldn’t have apologized for his offensive joke. Comedians only feed the audience what they want to hear — an exploration of the darkest machinations of the human mind.

Charles Gray ought to re-examine his paradoxical argument concerning intellectualism.

On the surface, it may be unclear why the Penn volleyball team would move away from an offense that won two-straight Ivy championships.

Each semester, _The Daily Pennsylvanian_’s sports editors sit down with Athletic Director Steve Bilsky to talk all things Penn sports. With the football season just underway, we touched on everything from the post-season to pre-game drinking.

The Fresh Grocer wine kiosk closed yesterday following disputes between the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board and the machine’s supplier, Simple Brands L.L.C.

The policy’s repeal allows gay, lesbian and bisexual individuals to serve freely in the military without fear of being discharged if their sexual orientation is discovered.

While the die-hard Penn basketball fans are booking their airfare to Los Angeles for the UCLA game and Raleigh-Durham for Duke, there are still a handful of great games to be played on 33rd street.

A new platform for online courses allows Post-Baccalaureate Pre-Health Community and the Earth and Environmental Sciences Community students and professors to interact virtually.

What should hit the two Philadelphia natives most of all as the ball is jumped at center court is the fact that each of them helped make this game happen — and each in turn helped give back to his home city.

Penn needs a center for Tea Partiers and Flashers alike, a la the LGBT Center.

A tactic that has been used by the media and many elements of the Left when handling the Tea Party is to portray it as a group of anti-intellectuals who are unsophisticated.

1970 College graduate Joan Drucker Winstein criticizes Penn’s failure to cancel Professor Henry Teune’s class.