The farewell tour. The victory lap. The last hurrah. Whatever you call it, there’s no avoiding the inevitability of retirement in athletics.

The articles all read the same. The offense gets the glory and the keeper gets a shout out for a great save. But what about the defense?

Senior Sports Editor Nick Buchta: There’s almost an embarrassment of riches to pick from on Penn women’s soccer — almost all of them freshmen!

Championship game. It might not be the most widely publicized title in collegiate sports, but under the radar, Penn men’s soccer is one win away from capturing its first City 6 championship since _____. The City 6, which consists of Penn, Drexel, La Salle, Saint Joseph’s, Temple, and Villanova, has been crowning a yearly champion in several sports since _____.

In what would have been a poetic travesty, Hunter the Punter didn’t always want to be a punter. “I was asked about doing it the summer before my sophomore year of high school... I tried it out and didn’t really like it,” Hunter Kelley, Penn football’s standout fourth-down man, said.

In crafting the personas of the presidential candidates, media outlets have emphasized the role higher education has played in the development of presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

A 2015 survey at NYU revealed there were 45,399 unused meal swipes from just 523 students. One graduate student is combating this by facilitating meet-ups between students with extra swipes and students who don't have enough.

Donald Trump voiced his plans on tackling the costs of higher education at a rally in Columbus.

Freddy Chang, Wharton and College sophomore in the Huntsman Program, was able to negotiate with Penn to increase his financial aid from $0 to nearly $50,000.

Judith Rodin, former Penn President, revealed as potential vice president pick by Hillary Clinton in newest WikiLeaks leaked email.

Philadelphia voices were a winner with the highest voter registration since 1985, and Columbia football was a 35-10 loser.

The State System of Higher Education and the state-wide faculty union have been embroiled in a heated contract dispute since their last contract expired in July 2015.

In an opinion piece for the Wall Street Journal, Manhattan Institute senior fellow James Pierson and Independent Women’s Forum senior fellow Naomi Riley criticized the endowments of Ivy League schools and the funding they have received from the US government.

Eric Hoover has spearheaded an effort to form a Penn chapter of the national pro-life group, Students for Life of America. SFLA advocates for the protection of “pre-born children” and the outlawing of abortion.

In writing Archeophonics, Gizzi said he wanted to “bring back the cadences of the past."

SAY is a cross-cultural and cross-generational online Korean language service program that connects the Korean elderly with Korean language learners.

Use this guide to enjoy the most environmentally-sustainable fun Penn has to offer.