“Safety School! Safety School! Safety School!” The year is 2007. I am a brazen and beautifully snarky middle school student sitting with a group of 10 friends at Jadwin Gym for a Princeton-Penn men’s basketball game.

“Mike isn’t even here tonight — he’s president of an a cappella group — he’s gotta audition people, he’s doing that and he can throw the ball 60 yards.” Sometimes your quarterback has to miss practice because of injury.

Chaz Augustini is still playing varsity football at a Division 1 school. But this year, it's a bit different. Augustini, a wide receiver, will have an entirely new setting when he lines up for the Quakers this Saturday.

For years, freshman boys have been asked to name the five hottest girls they've seen at Penn as part of Masala auditions.

I live on Locust Walk. Three minutes to class, three minutes to Lyn’s, three minutes to Pottruck – the location alone is fantastic.

I’ve never doubted who I was. Asian, White, Mixed, Girl, Young—any of these could apply, but none of these mattered.

SHUN SAKAI is a College senior from Chestnut Hill, Mass.

Dear Penn, As many of you have heard by now, we had a question on our audition form that was completely inappropriate.

Witnesses said the student was walking westbound on Walnut Street when he was struck by a red sedan that had run a red light.

Stephanie Marchesani died in New Jersey on Sunday.

PennApps — the weekend-long hackathon at Penn that happens twice a year — drew to a close in Irvine Auditorium on Sunday.

At the start of every year, Penn welcomes first-year students with a packed orientation filled with five days of of educational programming and elaborate festivities.

For Penn students who call Puerto Rico their home, there is a clear answer to the debt crisis.

Thousands of attendees, estimated to be close to 4,000, participated in the eighth annual Philadelphia Naked Bike Ride, drawing attention to the culture of dependence on fossil fuels, cycling advocacy and body positivity. 

“In many ways, Penn’s administration is leading the way for what Universities ought to strive towards [for LGBT rights],” said Vice-Chair of Internal Affairs of Lambda Alliance and College junior Sean Collins.

A cold front makes this week a bit less steamy than last.

I call myself a writer, but I haven’t published anything in the three years I’ve been at this university.