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Lions enter grade-school tourney

By the · March 31, 2003

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Motor oil boy band lights up teeny bopper scene

By Garrett Young · March 31, 2003

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Ivy Board of Presidents cancels 2003-04 season for Princeton, Harvard

By the , Tony Soprano and The Daily Poopsylvanian · March 31, 2003

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Daily Dose of Truth: A cappella groups unite!

March 31, 2003

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TheDirectory Contest Entry Success Page

March 31, 2003

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Title Tish'a: the new brand of equity in sports

By Marv Dash and Cause D-Mac said so · March 31, 2003

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Freshgrocer attains alcohol license in time for Fling 2003

By Caroline Dube and Caroline Dub · March 31, 2003

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Stephen Gale: You're all gonna die -- and soon!

March 31, 2003

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Sir Jim Kahn: Foiled again! We're way too smart for you.

March 31, 2003

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Seddon confused, corks team's aluminum bats

By Straight outta Texas · March 31, 2003

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Fetters

March 31, 2003

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New U. pizza venues to meet student demand

By read and Madlen Read · March 31, 2003

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Four non-Greek campus groups face OSC investigations

By Ashley Parker · March 31, 2003

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Penn e-mail down due to cyber attacks

By Rachel Velcoff · March 31, 2003

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Bush to read student proposals

By Marla Dunn · March 31, 2003

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Sports Quickies

March 31, 2003

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EVP Stanley planning to invade Drexel territory

By Josh and Josh "Flash" Gordon · March 31, 2003

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