(This article appeared in the 3/31/03 joke issue)
| Cliff Stanley Executive VP "Hmm... you know, I just don't know! I just got here a couple of months ago, you know. Do you know where I could find a shoe repair store?" |
| Claudio Joseph Of ThE Directory fame "I just checked that out on ThE-Directory yesterday. It turns out that I'm hot -- and I won a million dollars!" |
| Matthew Mugmon Old look "Not hot. I'm just... you know... (arms flailing) not... quite... there." |
| Matthew Mugmon New look "Absolutely hot. You know, hot is really... it's really more of... an attitude than anything else. And I've got the attitude." |
| Al Bagnoli Football coach "With this smile? HOT!!" |
| Sam the Eagle Proud American "It is hot to be an American, and I am certainly an American. So therefore, I would say that I am indeed hot." |
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