(This article appeared in the 3/31/03 joke issue)
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Cliff Stanley
Executive VP
"Hmm... you know, I just don't know! I just got here a couple of months ago, you know. Do you know where I could find a shoe repair store?" |
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Claudio Joseph
Of ThE Directory fame
"I just checked that out on ThE-Directory yesterday. It turns out that I'm hot -- and I won a million dollars!" |
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Matthew Mugmon
Old look
"Not hot. I'm just... you know... (arms flailing) not... quite... there." |
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Matthew Mugmon
New look
"Absolutely hot. You know, hot is really... it's really more of... an attitude than anything else. And I've got the attitude." |
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Al Bagnoli
Football coach
"With this smile? HOT!!" |
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Sam the Eagle
Proud American
"It is hot to be an American, and I am certainly an American. So therefore, I would say that I am indeed hot." |
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