(This article appeared in the 3/31/03 joke issue)
Students over 21 will soon be able to check one more item off their grocery lists with a visit to The Freshgrocer.
The grocery store, located at 40th and Walnut streets, will begin serving beer next month after its application for a beer license was recently approved.
The license officially goes into effect at the start of April, but because of arrangements with beer distributors, officials at The Freshgrocer said alcohol will not be on the shelves for another two weeks -- just in time for Spring Fling.
"We're quite excited," said Pat Burns, owner of The Freshgrocer. "I think the beer sales in conjunction with Spring Fling weekend will be especially helpful in kicking this off and attracting kids looking to drink a lot without going a long way."
The Freshgrocer originally applied for the beer license over a year ago, but the application process was stalled until recently, when University officials and The Freshgrocer's owners were able to reach an agreement.
Under Pennsylvania law, the license stipulates that The Freshgrocer may sell beer or beer-related products to be consumed on the premises. Additionally, up to 192 fluid ounces -- nearly five 40-ounce bottles -- of alcohol can be purchased to carry out.
Sales of hard alcohol and wine, however, will not be permitted.
University officials said the license development would not only improve business for The Freshgrocer, but would also be beneficial for the University community.
"We think this will really help with the development of 40th Street," Executive Vice President Clifford Stanley said. "I just discovered The Freshgrocer last week and was really struck by the overwhelming need for carry-out malt beverages."
Most students seemed equally positive about the license.
"I think it's the single best idea in the history of the world," College junior Michelle Dembiski said. Although Dembiski is not 21 years old yet, she is confident the license will help make alcohol more accessible to her.
"No one should have to walk all the way to 41st and Market for booze," College sophomore Anthony Pants added. "It's way sketchy there."
Regulars of the area just outside of the grocery store were also supportive.
"When students get drunk, they're more generous," said one man holding a door open who asked not to be identified.
Freshgrocer officials said the beer sales at the popular late-night destination will be convenient.
"Students frequently come for snacks or maybe condoms on their way home from places like Smoke's," Burns said. "Now, we can take out the middle step and offer one-stop shopping."
In related news, The Freshgrocer was recently cleared of all charges related to the alleged pouring of motor oil on a Princeton debater.
