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Joke Issue

W. Soccer unveils grand 10-yr. plan

By *Joke Issue* · April 2, 2001

The Daily Pennsylvanian

Diana Caraminico: The greatness of me

By *Joke Issue* · April 2, 2001

The Daily Pennsylvanian

W. Hoops shunned by Palestra bigwigs

By *Joke Issue* · April 2, 2001

A bad team? Not so say the M. track stars

By *Joke Issue* · April 2, 2001

The Daily Pennsylvanian

This is some funny shit. Read it.

By *Joke Issue* · April 2, 2001

Funding yanked for unimportant sports

By *Joke Issue* · April 2, 2001

The Cuban phenom

By *Joke Issue* · April 2, 2001

Gambling charges hit M. Hoops

By *Joke Issue* · April 2, 2001

The Daily Pennsylvanian

Nakamura set for slammin' career

By *Joke Issue* · April 2, 2001

The Daily Pennsylvanian

W. Fencers foiled by recent arrests

By *Joke Issue* · April 2, 2001

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