I have never won anything in my entire life. Let’s back up a second. First, some background: This loser is a back up quarterback for Penn sprint football.

Traditions are funny. Teams often start their seasons against the same opponent every year, and sometimes without good reason. But Penn swimming is breaking the mould with their first meet this year — and breaking out of their comfort zone in the process. For virtually as long as time itself, the Quakers have started their season with a dual meet against Columbia.

Penn Women’s Distance Swimming looks to build on last season’s success and has plenty of reason for optimism The Penn Women’s Distance Swim Team reached nearly unprecedented levels of success for the program last year, and come into this season overflowing with optimism and ready to meet the heightened expectations. It is no fluke that Mike Schnur was selected to be the 2016 Ivy League Women’s Coach of the Year.

Penn Transit released a comprehensive contingency plan on Monday to accommodate faculty, staff and students who need to use public transportation now that SEPTA workers are on strike.

Football’s Sam Philippi, men’s soccer’s Dami Omitaomu, and field hockey’s Alexa Hoover were all recognized for spectacular performances that propelled their respective teams to victories this past week.

I got a C- on my last Shakespeare test. For the past week or so, I tried to think of ways to write this article without mentioning my grade.

Is it possible for a country to be bad at voting? In America, the popular election is practically deified.

SHUN SAKAI is a College senior from Chestnut Hill, Mass.

The strike began after a walk-out protest over low wages and rising healthcare costs.

The residential college was named after John C. Calhoun, a former United States vice president and defender of slavery.

Donald Trump called 2011 Wharton MBA graduate McMullin a "puppet" of Weekly Standard editor and frequent Trump critic Bill Kristol, according to a report from Politico.

While Halloween night may be quieter this year, there have been many years past where shocking events occurred.

PennDesign welcomed architects from all over the world Friday to address the issues related to urban housing.

Last week, the Nominations and Elections Committee announced the Special Elections results after four Undergraduate Assembly members resigned.

University of the Sciences and Thomas Jefferson University likely held an advantage over Penn graduates in terms of the ranking because of their science and technology focus.

A Wharton conference this weekend challenged students to consider how countries are like brands.

When College and Wharton sophomore Freddy Chang learned that he had been accepted early decision to Penn, he was thrilled, until a few days later, he received a letter informing him that he was ineligible for financial aid.