JOKE ISSUE: Commons closing due to health violations
Enjoy your last few days eating fries and looking out at unending bridge construction — Commons is about to close its doors indefinitely.
Enjoy your last few days eating fries and looking out at unending bridge construction — Commons is about to close its doors indefinitely.
The announcement comes after the grand opening of the Penn Wharton China Center.
Witnesses report that Engineering freshman Gavin Schmitt made the statement while studying with friends.
"When we heard that Samantha Power would be speaking at Commencement, we knew we had to... get her boss," Wharton Dean Geoffrey Garrett said.
The announcement comes after the grand opening of the Penn Wharton China Center.
Witnesses report that Engineering freshman Gavin Schmitt made the statement while studying with friends.
The decision is meant to be more cost-effective and eco-friendly.
It is undetermined whether Furda will continue to serve as Dean of Admissions at Penn.
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Legend will perform a new, original song when introducing Commencement speaker Samantha Power.
Nearly 260 years of Penn history is a lie.
The face of Penn President Amy Gutmann will soon be gracing more than the pages of the Daily Pennsylvanian — Gutmann was named the newest CoverGirl.
Consulting is usually associated with opulence and constant traveling, yet thousands of Penn students seek consulting jobs every year for more than superficial motivations.
Counseling and Psychological Services Director Bill Alexander said the “volume and intensity” of student focus on mental health has grown in the time since he became director in 1999.
On Saturday afternoon at 3:59, fewer than twenty individuals out of the entire student body were aware that pop artist Kesha would headline this year’s Spring Fling. By 4:10, nearly all 10,000 of them knew.
A lawsuit is being filed in California accusing some of the country’s top selling wines of having up to four to five times the maximum amount of arsenic allowed by the Environmental Protection Agency for drinking water.
Swipe Out Hunger, a national organization that combats food insecurity by encouraging college students to donate leftover meal swipes, will officially launch at Penn on Wednesday.
Start-up mobile application Nibbly is a new destination for anyone interested in finding new restaurants that fit their tastes.
It takes a congressman to know Congress.
While they might not be able use it on their endless trek down to the Engineering quad, a team of 35 Penn students have hand-built an electric race car that can exceed 100 miles per hour.