Due to security concerns, David Guetta will be performing the Spring Fling concert in Irvine Auditorium. Students who purchased floor tickets after winning them in last week’s lottery will be refunded, and a new lottery will open Tuesday to distribute tickets for seats in Irvine.
Fall 2013 Undergraduate Assembly Elections
Joke Issue: Reading days canceled due to Snow Days
Provost Vincent Price announced the news in Penn News Today.
After a three-hour trial, the Nominations and Elections Committee is deliberating whether Undergraduate Assembly presidential candidate Gabe Delaney and UA vice presidential candidate Julie Bittar violated election rules — which could result in their disqualification.
Joke Issue: Freshman hooks up with hallmate; not sure it's a 'thing'
Two freshmen in the third floor Green Suite of Hill College house are bringing a whole new meaning to the term “hallcest.”
Joke Issue: Reading days canceled due to Snow Days
Provost Vincent Price announced the news in Penn News Today.
After a three-hour trial, the Nominations and Elections Committee is deliberating whether Undergraduate Assembly presidential candidate Gabe Delaney and UA vice presidential candidate Julie Bittar violated election rules — which could result in their disqualification.
Joke Issue: Out-of-shape kids getting crunk at the Pot-ruck
Call it what it was — an utter devastation.
Joke Issue: AComm Director Mike Mahoney named new AD
Welcome to Mahoney era of Penn Athletics.After the stunning resignation of M. Grace Calhoun, Provost Vincent Price announced on Sunday that Mike Mahoney, the Director of Penn’s Athletic communications, would be the next Director of Recreation and Intercollegiate Athletics, effective July 1.
Joke Issue: Penn to bring South Beach to the South Bank
Penn is moving forward with plans to expand Penn’s South Bank Campus and transform it into a pedestrian boardwalk and beach for students.
In a stunning turn of events less than a week after her formal introduction as Penn’s next Athletic Director, M. Grace Calhoun submitted her letter of resignation to President Amy Gutmann and Provost Vincent Price late Sunday evening.
Joke Issue: SPEC group spies on students
A secret SPEC committee was tasked last year with collecting and collating information about students’ online lives and habits from numerous sources.
Joke Issue: Squatters found squatting in Pres. Gutmann's bathroom
Many wonder where all the food goes after a party at President Amy Gutmann's house.An investigative team at the Department of Public Safety discovered students squatting in the President's House located on 38th and Walnut streets.
Joke Issue: Penn's new effort to get students to cum together
The Get It Up Challenge, the brainchild of Amy Gutmann and Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter, is a competition between college houses to decide once and for all who has the most sex.
Joke Issue: Dueling Tampons to be repainted White
Penn is getting some upgrades. Period.The iconic statue on High Rise Field known as The Tampons will be repainted white over the summer, the first in a new campus design evaluation initiative called Transforming School Style.
Joke Issue: Olive Garden coming to campus
The hub for breadsticks lovers has won prime Locust Walk real estate
Penn men's tennis starts out Ivy season with a bang, beats Princeton, 4-1
On Saturday afternoon, backed by a boisterous crowd, the Quakers took down No. 56 Princeton, 4-1, at the Levy Tennis Pavillion, after being forced inside due to the weather.
UA election results postponed after charges filed against Gabe Delaney, Julie Bittar
Delaney and Bittar deny all accusations
Higher Ed Roundup: March 28
A weekly roundup of news around higher education
Wharton and Penn Law team up for Fight Night
The first rule of Fight Night is — well, it's not like that.
New SP2 dean, an interdisciplinary choice
John L. Jackson Jr., the next dean of the School of Social Policy & Practice, is the only one of four recently appointed deans who currently teaches at Penn.











