A degree from the University of Pennsylvania may be a meal ticket after all. Last night in the Fisher Fine Arts Library, Joel Berg, author of All You Can Eat, addressed the nature and history of "food insecurity" in America to a large and enthusiastic audience.

Janice Dow is a College sophomore from Los Angeles. Her e-mail is dow@dailypennsylvanian.com.

Can't think of what to get that special lady-friend of yours this Valentine's Day? Try a Planned Parenthood gift certificate! Last November, Planned Parenthood of Indiana began offering gift certificates in $25 increments to their customers. The certificates can be used for all the services the 35 Planned Parenthood of Indiana clinics provide, including checkups, contraceptives - and abortions.

Despite the Undergraduate Assembly's rejection of preceptorial funding for this year's annual wine-tasting class, the Preceptorials Committee has no sour grapes on its palate. During last year's UA budget meeting, the group opposed the costly wine preceptorial, decreasing funding allocated to the group from $13,000 the previous year to $11,500.

"If your vagina got dressed, what would it wear?" So asks one performer in Eve Ensler's The Vagina Monologues - the popular play that is part of a global movement to stop violence against women and girls, now in its tenth year running at Penn. The name of that global movement is "V-Day," where "V" stands for "Victory," "Valentine" and "Vagina.

See Jack Eggleston run - the sophomore forward had logged more minutes than any Quakers player entering Saturday's contest against Cornell. See him jump - his one-handed, Palestra-rocking jam against Saint Joseph's a couple weeks back may well be the team's season highlight thus far.

Going into Saturday's matchup at Cornell, the Penn women's basketball team had scored more than 63 points in a game just once all season. That "high" came at a "low": in an 81-70 loss to Temple that marked the beginning of a month-long, eight-game losing streak.

There is no doubt that the College Houses are 11 distinct houses with different personalities. But there is no reason we should accept that some are characterized by a strong sense of community while others are condemned to be impersonal. Ever since being admitted, I've been told that students looking for strong and close living experiences should choose low rises or the Quadrangle, instead of the high rises.

Zack Crimmins isn't known for his shooting touch. Indeed, although he towers over most of his Ivy brethren - the Columbia center is one of three 7-footers in the league - he hardly dwarfs their box score accomplishments, netting just 45 points in his first 27 collegiate games.

Students pursuing dual degrees at Penn typically find it difficult to study abroad for a semester and still graduate within four years. But accomplishing this feat is now more reasonable with the rise in short-term study abroad programs - usually two to eight weeks in length - offered by Penn's four undergraduate schools.

If success has a price, Tyler Bernardini doesn't seem to be receiving his credit card bills. The expectations - stemming from an impressive freshman campaign - have built, but the sophomore guard is content to just give one response. "I'm just trying to play basketball.

Feb Club, like Hey Day and Spring Fling, is a Penn tradition that, while not clean fun, is a good, genuine way of bringing classes together. The premise is sweet and simple - build a sense of camaraderie and some old-fashioned school spirit toward Penn with friends as well as the students you've never met through a one-social-activity-per-night schedule in February.

He is the only Penn basketball player worthy of such a distinction: Harrison Gaines has Cornell's number. After dropping 19 points in each of the Quakers' two games against the Big Red in his freshman season, Gaines responded to a spot start Saturday with gusto, leaving Cornell coach Steve Donahue searching for answers.

New York Times columnist and Pulitzer Prize winner Nicholas Kristof has been to all 50 states and over 100 countries - and last night, he added another destination to his list when he spoke in Huntsman's Ambani Auditorium. His lecture, which covered both journalistic and moral topics, was received by a crowd that filled the auditorium and overflowed into an auxiliary room in Huntsman where students watched via live video feed.

It was a week of endings - Izzy and Zoe's, Ruckus and Juicy Campus all said their quiet goodbyes, slipping off the college scene without too much commotion. That can't be said for the end of Michael Phelps' era as the All-American poster boy. The Olympic champ's national image took a big hit (ha! Get it?) after a British newspaper published a photo of him smoking marijuana from a bong at the University of South Carolina.

Though the accuracy of college crime data has been questioned, experts say Penn does a good job in reporting and distributing crime statistics. "There are some schools, the University of Penn being one of them," said Jonathan Kassa, executive director of Security on Campus.

Starting this fall, the Penn Bookstore will offer a line of branded apparel manufactured under conditions that exceed current university requirements for apparel licensees. Acting on the recommendation of the Worker Rights Consortium, of which Penn is a member, the Bookstore will carry clothing manufactured by Knights Apparel.