Taking reader feedback into consideration, we at The Daily Pennsylvanian are placing an embargo on writing about the following topics:
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That one white guy who sits behind you in your Philosophy class and raises his hand too much.
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Words that begin with “A.”
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Any time period after the 17th century
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