Piper Slinka-Petka

If Penn wants an audience, they have to scrap the Quaker. 

Senior Columnist Piper Slinka-Petka suggests that Path@Penn needs a chatbot to assist students in selecting classes.

Senior columnist Piper Slinka-Petka argues that Penn should dedicate a required seminar to self work.

The Ivy League needs to make structural changes, not just pay its athletes.

Senior Columnist Piper Slinka-Petka argues that students have lost the ability to make choices without a productive justification.

Senior Columnist Piper Slinka-Petka offers pieces of advice from Penn students for incoming first years.

Senior Columnist Piper Slinka-Petka argues that Penn’s culture is training students to sacrifice originality in order to secure prestigious jobs. 

Senior Columnist Piper Slinka-Petka argues that instead of working against Penn changing them, students should find the best avenues to make Penn work for them.

Senior Columnist Piper Slinka-Petka argues that Penn’s humanities courses can adjust their curriculum to reduce the use of AI assistance.

If Penn wants students to show up for sports, it needs to give us a story worth believing in.