Seth Meyers is famous for presenting the top stories on Weekend Update Thursdays during election season, but this Thursday he was the top story.

The last three times the Yale women’s lacrosse team faced off with Penn, the Bulldogs attack left not with a bark, but with a whimper.

After a disappointing performance last weekend at the San Diego Invitational, the Quakers will attempt to improve their 4-7 record when they take on Boston University in their first outdoor home match.

After losing five players from last season and welcoming eight fresh faces, the Quakers are looking to build upon their success against St. Joseph’s Wednesday with another strong showing against Monmouth tomorrow.

The Ivy League has made its presence felt among the men’s college lacrosse elite, and it doesn’t seem to be leaving anytime soon.

Wharton junior Ankur Jain pitched the idea for the film based on the YouTube sensation, My New Haricut, a take on the "guido culture" of shows like Jersey Shore.

The University of California San Francisco was ranked second with $8.8 million and the University of Washington was third with $8.5 million.

Martha Nussbaum, professor of law and ethics at the University of Chicago and author of her most recent book, From Disgust to Humanity: Sexual Orientation and Constitutional Law, began her lecture by discussing types of couples whose marriages the American society approves of.

After a busy opening schedule with eight games in 11 days, the Penn baseball team is ready to restore order to its season this weekend.

In the NCAA tournament, former Penn coach Fran Dunphy will face his former assistant and current Cornell coach Steve Donahue for the first time.

Amy Gutmann's completed bracket for the 2010 NCAA men's basketball tournament. She picks Kansas over Kentucky in the championship.

The debate, which was held in Harrison College House, was co-sponsored by the Penn Democrats and Penn Political Review.

After many delays on the start of construction and the inconvenience the South Street Bridge’s closing has caused, we are very grateful for the timely progress and economic efficiency.

There are plenty of ways that we Penn students show our school spirit. I plan on creating ways to promote all of them in the upcoming year.

I am the candidate prepared to tackle the problems we face head-on because all of us are tired of waiting for the University to respond to our needs.

Apart from illegal downloading, “the University does not condone disclosure or release of such personal information stored or transmitted through University systems,” according to privacy policies.

Officials are pleased with the progress of the new bridge, which is expected to open by Thanksgiving 2010. It will also feature “enhanced lighting, glass tower elements and river overlooks.”