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Fall 2013 Undergraduate Assembly Elections

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It seems like the perfect life. In the movie Catch Me If You Can, Frank Abagnale, played by Leonardo DiCaprio, glides into Miami International Airport in a perfectly-pressed pilot's uniform with four girls on each arm and a wide grin on his face. After running away from home at the age of 16, Abagnale poses as a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer.


Although it has already had its most impressive season in a very long time, the Penn men's squash team still has to pass one more test before this year can truly be called a success. This weekend, the Quakers (8-3, 4-2 Ivy) will be playing in the Team Championships in New Haven, Conn.

Heading into the second weekend of a two-part competition such as the Ivy League Round Robin in fencing, all you want is a shot at the championship. Both the Penn men's and women's teams have this opportunity. Problem is, their competition, Columbia (20-1, 5-0 Ivy), does too.

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By Sarah Lem · Feb. 26, 2007

Better late than never. The Penn gymnastics team brought down the house yesterday, seizing the Ivy Classic Championships with a score of 191.550, the first time this season the team has broken the 190 mark. Cornell took second (190.600), followed by Yale (190.

Why can two men hold guns but not hands? This was the question of the day at the Law School last Friday, when colorful posters bearing that phrase and others plastered the building's walls.

February is almost over, and officials still have not made a decision on a replacement for Webmail. Vice Dean of Administration and Finance Ramin Sedehi said the school remains locked in negotiations, despite the most-recently set deadline having passed at the end of January.


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February is almost over, and officials still have not made a decision on a replacement for Webmail. Vice Dean of Administration and Finance Ramin Sedehi said the school remains locked in negotiations, despite the most-recently set deadline having passed at the end of January.


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Although it has already had its most impressive season in a very long time, the Penn men's squash team still has to pass one more test before this year can truly be called a success. This weekend, the Quakers (8-3, 4-2 Ivy) will be playing in the Team Championships in New Haven, Conn.


Undefeated Lions storm into second round

Heading into the second weekend of a two-part competition such as the Ivy League Round Robin in fencing, all you want is a shot at the championship. Both the Penn men's and women's teams have this opportunity. Problem is, their competition, Columbia (20-1, 5-0 Ivy), does too.


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One of these things is not like the other: Martin Sheen, Henry Kissinger, Bob Costas, Peyton Manning. The Connaissance Committee of the Social Planning and Events Committee announced yesterday that Super Bowl MVP Peyton Manning will be coming to speak at Penn next month.


Punchless Dartmouth has its work cut out

To say the odds were against Dartmouth in its last meeting with Penn might be the understatement of the season. With Leon Pattman out of commission due to illness, the Big Green were forced to face a top-ranked league opponent without their leading scorer in front of the relentless crowd at the Palestra.




Microsoft Vista a problem for Penn

Microsoft says that its newest operating system, Windows Vista, is visually appealing and easy to use. Easy to use, that is, unless you're a Penn student. Information Systems and Computing officials are cautioning students and faculty not to upgrade to Vista, warning that users with the upgrade will not be able to access AirPennNet, the University's residential wireless network.



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Criminology isn't 'CSI' To the Editor: Your headline on the proposed major in Criminology ("Miles Davis, fingerprinting await," DP, 2/21/07) said that Penn is likely to teach fingerprinting. Nothing could be further from the truth. Your report misquotes me as saying "Criminology is not just forensic science.


Penn will be flying blind on the Main Line

On paper, Villanova should be overmatched. But when a team is playing its first game of the season - as is the Quakers' men's lacrosse squad - no one knows what to expect. Yes, Penn has been ranked 13th by Inside Lacrosse, and yes, it did make the NCAA tournament last year.


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With Scott Ward still facing federal child-pornography charges in Pennsylvania, legal experts say the former Wharton professor doesn't have much of a case and will likely plead guilty once again.


Whartonite rewarded by Barron's

Barron's Challenge won't be over until April, but the contest's leading competitor received an unexpected bonus a little early. Wharton junior Felix Wang, already in line to win $1,500 if he maintains his first-place position in the stock-picking competition, was visited yesterday by two business executives interested in his work.



In crisis, SEPTA may raise fares almost a third

When SEPTA announced last week that its fares would be increased, city officials were in a buzz, calling the situation a "crisis." But calm down, experts say - it might not be so bad. SEPTA announced last Thursday that the company will experience a $150 million deficit if it does not receive state aid.


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After gauging widespread discontent with its 35-year-old tenure program, Yale University is finally bringing its promotion policies in line with those of its peer institutions - including Penn's. The new policy would, among other things, create a tenure-track system through which faculty will be hired under the assumption that they can receive tenure if they have the necessary qualifications.


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The Drexel women's lacrosse team won't be walking far to its first game this year, but it will be uphill all the way. On Saturday, No. 18 Penn will begin its quest for a NCAA Tournament berth when it takes on Drexel at Franklin Field - just a few short blocks away from the heart of Drexel's campus.