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Public 'art' to become SEPTA bus station

By Tommy Acchione · April 4, 2006

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Princeton drops football program

By gustav detter · April 4, 2006

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Taking it to the next level

By Jessica Sidman · April 4, 2006

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Sonic Youth to return for second Fling show

By Danger · April 4, 2006

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Gutmann candle fetish starts fire

By Elaine Wong · April 4, 2006

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*Charged student shares her tale

By Nicholas Joy · April 4, 2006

This article appeared in the 2006 joke issue Talk about a dramatic turn of events. On Jan. 7, 2005, Irina Malinovskaya was just your average fifth-year Wharton senior from Russia. The next day, she was an accused bludgeoness. Malinovskaya, 23, was charged with beating her ex-boyfriend's girlfriend to death with a blunt object.

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Opinion Art

April 4, 2006

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Whine, Bitch, Moan: Letters

April 4, 2006

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The gun fad spreads beyond White House

By harry whittington · April 4, 2006

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Engineering School loses all accreditation

By Inna "Nursing is my favorite school" Lifshin · April 4, 2006

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Awful past, uncertain future

April 4, 2006

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New mascot angers more than just students

By the and Hooter the Owl · April 4, 2006

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Fran Dunphy: Shape up or I'm shipping out

April 4, 2006

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Admissions office to use Facebook

By meagan steiner · April 4, 2006

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Students construct barricade in Prayer Hut

By BEN MARRONE · April 4, 2006

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Penn gets a national figure for 'awesome' class

By Mike Patrick · April 4, 2006

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Student newspapers receive control of Ivies

By Jeff Orleans · April 4, 2006

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