LETTERS: Coverage lacked key source

To the Editor: I sincerely regret that your reporters did not contact Me for a quote. Since it is in My nature to turn the other cheek, I will do so. My Father will not be appeased so easily. The students of the University of Pennsylvania will redeem the sins of the Godless heathens that run their newspaper by enduring immense suffering. My Father intends to send down a plague of Locusts upon your Locust Walk. Only members of the Christian Coalition will be saved. My Father will prove once and for all that the Religious Right are just that. J. Horatio Christ Christ's Coalition for Campus Get out while you can To the Editor: Recently, a lot of talk among administrators and in the pages of the DP has focused on the plight of the Political Science Department. Frankly, we all can see that efforts at reform are simply not working. We are therefore writing to encourage all prospective majors to transfer immediately to a school with a better -- no, in fact merely adequate -- Political Science department. Johns Hopkins University (410-516-8171) and Bryn Mawr College (610-526-5153) can beat the pants off Penn now that we're leaving for those fine institutions. Any major hoping to get a decent job after graduation should follow our lead and get as far off Penn's campus as possible. Daniel Deudney and Marissa Golden Political Science professors