Catcalls

To the School of Arts and Sciences for stalling programs within the school and abusing Interim SAS Dean Walter Wales and outgoing College Dean Robert Rescorla by failing to appoint their replacements. To all those involved in Penn football defensive tackle Mitch Marrow's ineligibility case who lowered the academic integrity of the University before the national stage. To the Department of Housing and Residence Life for falling short of a suitable solution in the search for a new home for the Castle Community Service Living and Learning Program. To the federal government for threatening to take away funding from the Law School unless it allow military recruitment on campus, in violation of the school's anti-discrimination policy. To Associate Vice President for Campus Services Larry Moneta for waiting two weeks before ensuring the safety of Quadrangle residents after the loss of a set of control keys used to remove lock cores. To the University administration for using its weight to push around Campus Text, local bookstores and other independent retailers. To Art History Professor David Brownlee and his team for neglecting to note that far more than $100 million worth of improvement to residential facilities will be needed to support the implementation of the new college house system. To the College for denying tenure to popular Political Science Professor Daniel Deudney amidst an effort to strengthen its department. To Director of Football Operations Jerome James for disappointing area children who waited in vain after Penn football's loss to Dartmouth for a promised opportunity to meet the players.