Simply Chaos — Penn’s only stand-up comedy group — stole April Fools’ Day’s “Thunder” at their performance Friday night at Houston Hall.

Historic changes could be coming to the alcohol market in Pennsylvania, but the jury is out on what effects Penn students would see.

The working dogs of tomorrow just got themselves a new playground.

Who’s speaking at commencement ceremonies at peer schools?

Last week, as I stood alongside a man with “Penn Maintenance” embroidered on his jacket, I received a very didactic response as I rambled on about the motivational power of a Friday evening.

It’s that time of year. Grab a wurst and sit back for the sporting highlight of the year. No, I’m not talking about March Madness. I refer to the quarterfinals of the UEFA Champions League, the annual tournament for the best footballing clubs in Europe.

Penn For Liberty is celebrating free speech this week. To evince this, we’re placing a Free Speech Wall next to the love statue.

This Saturday, students, academics and professionals met in Huntsman Hall to discuss the ethical repercussions of the microfinancial industry.

Starting on Tuesday, Penn’s inaugural Sex Week will aim to educate students about sex — as well as celebrate it. The ultimate goal of the week is to create campus-wide dialogue about a topic that some say has long been considered taboo.

The Panhellenic Council is no longer considered a nonprofit organization by the Internal Revenue Service.

On March 22, the University filed suit in the United States District Court of Eastern Pennsylvania against St. Jude in the matter of a patent issued to St. Jude on March 19, which Penn claims is invalid.

Looking to start off Ivy play with a win at home against the Tigers on Saturday, Penn appeared overmatched for the first time in a long time, falling 6-1.

After a spirited comeback to force overtime, the No. 13 Quakers (5-3, 1-2 Ivy) fell to Yale in the extra period, 7-6.

The No. 24 Red and Blue (4-4) traveled to College Park to face the No. 1 Terrapins (13-0) on their home field and for the most part, they held their own. But the Quakers fell, 15-10.

The Red and Blue made critical plays to sweep the Big Green in back-to-back 3-2 victories before rallying past Harvard with a 4-1 afternoon victory, followed by a rain-delayed 3-3 postponement (at the top of the eighth inning). That game will resume Monday at noon.

The weekend proved to be a mixed bag for the Quakers rowing teams. While the men’s lightweight rowing team had a successful weekend against MIT, the women’s team finished third out of the three teams in the Connell Cup.