When I heard about a study from the University of Oxford that found that electroshock brain therapy makes you significantly better at math, my first thought was, “Where do I sign up?!”
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Congressional Republicans face a defining choice — work with the president on major policy issues or obstruct his agenda for the next two years.
The budget crisis staring the local school system directly in the face was driven by the federal stimulus package of 2009.
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Casual misuse of the word ‘rape’ is abhorrent and absolutely unacceptable.
Throughout my time as a Penn student I have been truly sure only of the fact that doubt has defined me a great deal more than assuredness.
The Penn Dems-College Republicans joint State of the Union address watch party is a time for us to have a discussion about how we should be moving forward with political debates.
The Penn Dems-College Republicans joint State of the Union address watch party is a time for us to have a discussion about how we should be moving forward with political debates.
Congressional Republicans face a defining choice — work with the president on major policy issues or obstruct his agenda for the next two years.
The budget crisis staring the local school system directly in the face was driven by the federal stimulus package of 2009.
More emphasis should be placed on a single standardized test, which will allow for a better comparison among students from different schools.
Picking up a book from one of the two-dozen used bookstores in the city instead of from a chain helps small business, the environment and your wallet.
In the future, the University should create and automatically add all undergraduates to an events listserv and make it opt-out rather than opt-in.
Given that there is a wealth of evidence that thinking happy thoughts actually is therapeutic, I’d say this Peter Pan placebo effect isn’t that far-fetched.
Enacting a moratorium on new groups is exactly the one measure that will do nothing to help the current crisis. Too much money is going out to existing groups.
At Penn, I find myself tiring of dispensable introductions and the casual conversations that follow. The prevalence and acceptability of disposable relationships is simply unnecessary.
We addicts of information would be better off trading some status updates and messages in our inboxes for a little more time together — the old-fashioned, offline way.
A new evaluation system will enable professors to send out feedback forms to their classes by e-mail at any time — not just at the end of the semester.
The conventional explanation for Penn students' non-attendance at sports games is that we lack school spirit or pride. But we show our pride in diverse fashions.
Beer goggles are the illusion that people are more attractive when you’re under the influence of alcohol. Their existence has been scientifically proven and explained.
The Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board's monopoly should end. State Rep. Mike Turzai’s bill to privatize the liquor business in Pennsylvania is as good a way as any to do it.
Coming from a country with a fairly homogenous population, I had never been confronted with questions about my cultural identity in any sort of significant way before my time at Penn.
Stop asking seniors to donate to Seniors for the Penn Fund. We already give money to Penn: $40,000 a year. Seniors and our barely-there bank accounts should be left alone.
Unlike our counterparts stuck in college towns, we can learn more from Philadelphia than from any book or lecture given at Penn. The experience has the potential to change our lives.
