If you’re wondering how to pronounce my name, it sounds like prom with a ‘B’ (Brom). I want to be a freshman representative to the Undergraduate Assembly because I’ve always loved student government, I’m well qualified, and I have some ideas you’ll appreciate.

I want to eliminate confusion. I want to see Penn InTouch and the other online portals streamlined to ease navigation.

A UA representative is someone who listens to the needs of the student body and works with university administration to create impactful change.

My name is William Stern and I am running to be your UA representative. I promise to work hard and achieve tangible, productive change that our class can be proud of.

I’m DANIELLE GOLUB and I’m running as a member of the DREAM TEAM of 2015 for election to Penn’s UNDERGRADUATE ASSEMBLY.

Alumni, faculty and staff were invited to a reception at the Arch building on 36th and Locust streets Tuesday night to celebrate CURF’s achievements and discuss its future.

When it comes to student government, I am both experienced and passionate. In high school I had the opportunity to serve as Vice-President and President of my student body in consecutive years.

My name is Igor Baran and I am running for freshman representative of the Undergraduate Assembly. My entire campaign is centered around the problems I feel are especially felt by the freshmen.

The Class of 2015, as we have heard from a number of people, is the “finest collection of scholars the University of Pennsylvania has ever admitted.” This statement is bold.

If I am elected to the position of Undergraduate Assembly Member, my main focus will be to bring about substantial changes to the hours in which certain dining halls within this university operate.

2007 College graduate Jason Schneider has made a business out of telling jokes to Central Park visitors willing to pay $1.

As their contract for the Huntsman Hall retail space comes up for review within the year, ABP has upgraded its menu and layout.

Tracy Morgan shouldn’t have apologized for his offensive joke. Comedians only feed the audience what they want to hear — an exploration of the darkest machinations of the human mind.

Charles Gray ought to re-examine his paradoxical argument concerning intellectualism.

On the surface, it may be unclear why the Penn volleyball team would move away from an offense that won two-straight Ivy championships.

Each semester, _The Daily Pennsylvanian_’s sports editors sit down with Athletic Director Steve Bilsky to talk all things Penn sports. With the football season just underway, we touched on everything from the post-season to pre-game drinking.

The Fresh Grocer wine kiosk closed yesterday following disputes between the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board and the machine’s supplier, Simple Brands L.L.C.