He's not the type of player that dunks and draws attention to himself; he comes in there and does what's right for the time. He shoots the three like none other."
- Deb Belcore, mother of Penn men hoops recruit Rob
If they block us and then kick the shit out of us, fine, but don't try to hurt people, go for the knees, throw forearms, and that's what they were doing to some of the kids."
- Sprint football coach Bill Wagner, on Navy running up the score
My attitude is, if you don't want them scoring, stop them, and if you can't stop them, you keep your mouth shut."
- Princeton sprint football Tom Cocuzza, in response
Lee [Rubenstein] used to try to get the girls' teams that were at our hotels for tournaments and try to get them to play 'Gatorade pong.' They'd set up a table and cups and be like 'Yeah, let's play some Gatorade pong.' He did this at every tournament."
- Men's soccer defenseman Alex Fairman, Rubenstein's teammate
If the average person wakes up once a night wondering what's happening to Penn Football, he's probably not sleeping at all. If anyone can figure it out and get it turned around, he's definitely the guy to do that."
- Athletics Director Steve Bilsky, on football coach Al Bagnoli
If I can do this, everything else will be a piece of cake. No pun intended; I can't eat cake."
- Marissa Martinez, on Ms. Penn
If you looked at only his physical abilities, you were missing the best parts of him."
- John DeAngelis, high school coach of basketball captain Brian Grandieri
I want somebody to step up in the city and come to my building and play me, now. Put that in the paper for them guys. Come to my building and play me. If you beat me, fine, cause I've been playing at y'all spots. Come to my building and play me."
- Drexel basketball coach James "Bruiser" Flint
We're driving. Bring Dirty Dancing."
- Women's soccer coach Darren Ambrose, of his team's NCAA first round game in Morgantown, W. Va.
I just want guys that wanna play hard with me. It's just frustrating that there's so much time out there for guys, but no one wants to step up. No one likes the spotlight."
- Grandieri
God, I hope it helps. I need a good rest tonight."
- Women's basketball coach Pat Knapp, on the return of Kelly Scott
This team came in driving an Indy racecar. We showed up with a bicycle."
- Knapp, on his team's loss to Lafayette
[Saint Joseph's coach Phil Martelli] is being very kind. I appreciate any positives he can find in our play tonight."
- Men's basketball coach Glenn Miller, after his team's loss to Saint Joseph's
I don't know if someone's sanding those rims, but I thought that ball was down."
- Miller, after his team's loss to Dartmouth
Just workin' on my jump shot. Just tryin' to ball."
- Men's basketball guard Tyler Bernardini, on his Valentine's Day plans
They think they're really badass, but [they] don't realize they're playing squash."
"We're going to drown them with the fire of a thousand suns."
- Two Dartmouth men's squash players, on Penn's men's squash team
We won't stop it if we're at home inside a minute and up by 20 - but we have received complaints about it and basically, even if it weren't offensive, it doesn't make sense for the band to start a refrain like that . with 3+ minutes to go."
- Associate Athletic Director Mary DiStanislao, on the Athletic Department's ban on the 'Hey Song'
I have no idea how the hell we won that."
- Drexel men's lacrosse coach Chris Bates, on his team's second-half comeback over Penn
It wasn't tough [to lose Bernardini]. He wasn't doing anything. We could have kept him in there or he could have fouled out in the first half and it wouldn't have made any difference."
- Miller
Recruit well and build a program, because you don't want to drive delivery and [be a] substitute teacher of your career."
- Miller
