News Editor: Yochi Dreazen

"He is so dedicated to his friends that I don't know how he finds the time to be so dedicated to the paper as well," remarked College junior and friend Elie Haller. This same attitude carries over to his love life. Friends revealed that Dreazen is very quick to fall in and out of love. In fact, it is the general consensus that he has been with "between 15 and 50" girls from Penn Hillel alone. One friend estimated that "Yochi has more women than articles he writes," but that seems highly unlikely considering that he wrote an impressive 125 articles during his two semesters as a beat reporter. However, it is worth mentioning that his dorm room vaguely resembles a brothel, with his green velour bedspread and a whip hanging on the wall. Could this be the same person Haller described as "a big teddy bear?" Yes, according to another close friend, who explained that there are two Yochis -- the good Yochi and the bad Yochi. She said as long as people separate the two, he is an all-around great guy. A friend from high school said he was known as "Big Yoch" around the greater Chicago area -- in part because he was everyone's big brother and best friend. She wouldn't elaborate, but did hint that there was another meaning behind the nickname. On a perhaps not-so-unrelated note, several sources close to the new city editor have confirmed that he has silver-dollar-sized nipples. -- Amy Lipman