QUAKERS -- and pigskins were on the collective minds of DPOSTM as it fought every rush-hour rainstorm in the Northeast en route to Hangover. It's real far. But alas, Marvelous, the girls of the SEC, Punjab, the Scarlet Knights, and yes, Bruce (and more Bruce) kept Herschel's red rocket barreling toward New Haven, where Punjab was discarded. While it was apparent that Pump Me Up and Tolerance would keep Herschel amused at the reins, there were no such guarantees for Meranimal and Gloves, who were stranded with Alabama Slamma and Sleeper, the powers that be. Boys, who ya gonna call? (Part II, that is) After abusing the lame Yale band at a New Haven church, the rocket's crew refueled at the Greenfield Arches (they're real big and golden) and still had time to tussle with some trash and find out all about the "lovely" Mohawk Trail. QUAKERS -- and pigskins were on the collective minds of DPOSTM as it fought every rush-hour rainstorm in the Northeast en route to Hangover. It's real far. But alas, Marvelous, the girls of the SEC, Punjab, the Scarlet Knights, and yes, Bruce (and more Bruce) kept Herschel's red rocket barreling toward New Haven, where Punjab was discarded. While it was apparent that Pump Me Up and Tolerance would keep Herschel amused at the reins, there were no such guarantees for Meranimal and Gloves, who were stranded with Alabama Slamma and Sleeper, the powers that be. Boys, who ya gonna call? (Part II, that is) After abusing the lame Yale band at a New Haven church, the rocket's crew refueled at the Greenfield Arches (they're real big and golden) and still had time to tussle with some trash and find out all about the "lovely" Mohawk Trail. SHUNNED -- was the weekend theme in Hangover. Wanna get beer at Murph's? Shunned. Wanna find Rising Sun at the Holiday Inn? Shunned. Wanna get beer at a psychopath's minimart? Shunned. Real hard. Wanna find a decent Dartmouth party? Shunned. Wanna definition for tsunami? Shunned. Real good speak, though. Wanna sleep well? Shunned. The floor was real hard. Wanna fight the Green band? Shunned. Wanna win the Masters? Shunned. Wanna C. Everett? Shunned. And most of all, wanna kiss the glass for a deuce in the press box? Shunned. Like no shun you've seen. Ouch. (Oh yeah, and Pete Oberle -- wanna touchdown? You guessed it.) QUAKERS -- and pigskins were on the collective minds of DPOSTM as it fought every rush-hour rainstorm in the Northeast en route to Hangover. It's real far. But alas, Marvelous, the girls of the SEC, Punjab, the Scarlet Knights, and yes, Bruce (and more Bruce) kept Herschel's red rocket barreling toward New Haven, where Punjab was discarded. While it was apparent that Pump Me Up and Tolerance would keep Herschel amused at the reins, there were no such guarantees for Meranimal and Gloves, who were stranded with Alabama Slamma and Sleeper, the powers that be. Boys, who ya gonna call? (Part II, that is) After abusing the lame Yale band at a New Haven church, the rocket's crew refueled at the Greenfield Arches (they're real big and golden) and still had time to tussle with some trash and find out all about the "lovely" Mohawk Trail. SHUNNED -- was the weekend theme in Hangover. Wanna get beer at Murph's? Shunned. Wanna find Rising Sun at the Holiday Inn? Shunned. Wanna get beer at a psychopath's minimart? Shunned. Real hard. Wanna find a decent Dartmouth party? Shunned. Wanna definition for tsunami? Shunned. Real good speak, though. Wanna sleep well? Shunned. The floor was real hard. Wanna fight the Green band? Shunned. Wanna win the Masters? Shunned. Wanna C. Everett? Shunned. And most of all, wanna kiss the glass for a deuce in the press box? Shunned. Like no shun you've seen. Ouch. (Oh yeah, and Pete Oberle -- wanna touchdown? You guessed it.)GREEN -- with envy is what Pump Me Up, Herschel, Meranimal, and Tolerance were after finding out The Powers and Penske got to Greg without seeing every bit of N.H. (It's real big.) But at least Fab 4 saw earth and got a speed warning (along with Hutch directions) from one of N.H.'s finest to show for it. And of course, they ate more than 10 wings -- Greg gave us the lame receipts as proof. Gloves got the suicidals, but also got shunned -- big time -- by Meranimal. QUAKERS -- and pigskins were on the collective minds of DPOSTM as it fought every rush-hour rainstorm in the Northeast en route to Hangover. It's real far. But alas, Marvelous, the girls of the SEC, Punjab, the Scarlet Knights, and yes, Bruce (and more Bruce) kept Herschel's red rocket barreling toward New Haven, where Punjab was discarded. While it was apparent that Pump Me Up and Tolerance would keep Herschel amused at the reins, there were no such guarantees for Meranimal and Gloves, who were stranded with Alabama Slamma and Sleeper, the powers that be. Boys, who ya gonna call? (Part II, that is) After abusing the lame Yale band at a New Haven church, the rocket's crew refueled at the Greenfield Arches (they're real big and golden) and still had time to tussle with some trash and find out all about the "lovely" Mohawk Trail. SHUNNED -- was the weekend theme in Hangover. Wanna get beer at Murph's? Shunned. Wanna find Rising Sun at the Holiday Inn? Shunned. Wanna get beer at a psychopath's minimart? Shunned. Real hard. Wanna find a decent Dartmouth party? Shunned. Wanna definition for tsunami? Shunned. Real good speak, though. Wanna sleep well? Shunned. The floor was real hard. Wanna fight the Green band? Shunned. Wanna win the Masters? Shunned. Wanna C. Everett? Shunned. And most of all, wanna kiss the glass for a deuce in the press box? Shunned. Like no shun you've seen. Ouch. (Oh yeah, and Pete Oberle -- wanna touchdown? You guessed it.)GREEN -- with envy is what Pump Me Up, Herschel, Meranimal, and Tolerance were after finding out The Powers and Penske got to Greg without seeing every bit of N.H. (It's real big.) But at least Fab 4 saw earth and got a speed warning (along with Hutch directions) from one of N.H.'s finest to show for it. And of course, they ate more than 10 wings -- Greg gave us the lame receipts as proof. Gloves got the suicidals, but also got shunned -- big time -- by Meranimal.SATURDAY -- night at 2:30 am is an odd time for bridge traffic, but DPOSTM got it -- and thanks to Herschel, they got a cone to boot (or block with, if you ask us). The Powers, Penske, & Gloves had touched down at 1:30, but Fab 4 was still seeking a sense of sleep at 4:42. Good night.
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