Hi, my name is Noah Falk. I am running to be your Class Board President as a running-mate with my identical twin, Jeremy.
We want you to remember one thing in this election: BAMF- but not for what you think it means.
**BEACH PARTY. Turn College Green into a beach for a day. Sand, volleyball nets; the whole nine yards.
**ARENA. Create a new tradition- Paint the Palestra. Come together before big games; use wash-off paint to intimidate teams, and develop class spirit.
**MUSIC MONDAYS. Relax from stressful Mondays while listening to Penn talent and meeting people from other college houses.
**FRANKLIN THE TURTLE. Every great school has a class pet. We want something that’s wise, yet bites when it has to. And get hyped for turtle races!
LET’S TURN THIS TWOSOME INTO A THREESOME AND VOTE FALK!
Don’t forget to check out Jeremy Falk for his advice on DRIP!
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