Simply Chaos — Penn’s only stand-up comedy group — stole April Fools’ Day’s “Thunder” at their performance Friday night at Houston Hall.

Historic changes could be coming to the alcohol market in Pennsylvania, but the jury is out on what effects Penn students would see.

The working dogs of tomorrow just got themselves a new playground.

Who’s speaking at commencement ceremonies at peer schools?

This Saturday, students, academics and professionals met in Huntsman Hall to discuss the ethical repercussions of the microfinancial industry.

Starting on Tuesday, Penn’s inaugural Sex Week will aim to educate students about sex — as well as celebrate it. The ultimate goal of the week is to create campus-wide dialogue about a topic that some say has long been considered taboo.

The Panhellenic Council is no longer considered a nonprofit organization by the Internal Revenue Service.

On March 22, the University filed suit in the United States District Court of Eastern Pennsylvania against St. Jude in the matter of a patent issued to St. Jude on March 19, which Penn claims is invalid.

DJ Girl Talk is the third and final artist to perform at Spring Fling on April 12, behind his openers, Tyga and Janelle Monae.

A lawsuit recently filed by Penn against a company by the name of “Wharton” hinges on the issue of trademark infringement, among other allegations.

A two-car accident involving a female School of Veterinary Medicine student occurred at approximately 3:15 p.m.

Carlos Andres Gomez spoke last night at Irvine Auditorium as this year’s PENNsando keynote speaker.

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On Thursday morning, students, faculty, Bon Appétit employees and community members gathered to support and raise awareness about the Justice on the Menu campaign. Justice on the Menu, which was launched Monday, aims to increase wages and the number of sick days for Bon Appétit dining hall workers.

As the race heats up for a second city casino license, the Philadelphia City Planning Commission hosted three open houses this week to gather citizen opinion. “We’re trying to get these proposals to be as good as they can possibly be,” Deputy Mayor Alan Greenberger, who also chairs the PCPC, said. Posterboards displayed renderings of each casino, the projects’ statistics and maps of current land use in the area.

Orszag — current Citigroup vice chairman of corporate and investment banking — served as President Barack Obama’s director of the Office of Management and Budget until 2010. He spoke Thursday night at the Annenberg School of Communication at an event titled “Possibilities and Perils: The Future of Economic Policy.”

With the implementation of a new spring deadline for juniors, Teach for America is widening the breadth of its applicant pool.