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JOKE ISSUE: UA has an existential crisis

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Alexandra Minkovich · April 7, 1999

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JOKE ISSUE/IFC Pres. Metzl resigns over bid card scandal

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Lindsay Faber · April 7, 1999

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JOKE ISSUE/'Nerdy' SEAS students to get uniforms

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Dana Klinek · April 7, 1999

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JOKE ISSUE/U. to breathalyze in Quad for Fling

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Laura McClure · April 7, 1999

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JOKE ISSUE: Owens reinjures jaw in ECW chair mishap

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Kevin Tatum · April 7, 1999

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JOKE ISSUE/Rodin admits owning a home in Bryn Mawr

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Catherine Lucey · April 7, 1999

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"Joke Issue"--Billionaire to open new Warren 'Buffet'

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Eric Dash · April 7, 1999

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JOKE ISSUE/IN THE HUMBLE OPINION OF KEN WILDES: Upon further review?

April 7, 1999

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JOKE ISSUE/Jesus Christ! Pope to visit U. eveangelist

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Stephanie Oliva · April 7, 1999

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JOKE ISSUE: M. Hoops to join Atlantic 10 next season

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Jerry Price · April 7, 1999

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JOKE ISSUE: Scandalized M. Track hit by sanctions

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Glen Jerry · April 7, 1999

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JOKE ISSUE/CAMPUS CRIME REPORT: Wednesday, April 7, 1999

April 7, 1999

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Lwt. Crew adjusts but still falls

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Sebastian Stockman · April 6, 1999

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SAS dean unveils new strategic plan

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Eric Tucker · April 6, 1999

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Incoming frosh most selective class ever at U.

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Jeffrey Joseph · April 6, 1999

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EDITORIAL & OPINION: Revising U.'s alcohol policies

By the , Stan , student and understating their own role · April 6, 1999

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EDITORIAL & OPINION: Turning out to take back the night

By the , Penn , have , student , turning out for the sixth annual demonstration against sexual violence at Penn and students have the op · April 6, 1999

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