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Sunday, May 3, 2026
The Daily Pennsylvanian

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The Daily Pennsylvanian

This spring slump hit me hard. No matter how much I have tried to work, my attention span has disappeared faster than a Tabard lunch box. However, I have found the solution to the massive procrastination outbreak that peaks on campus around now: Stop doing stupid things on the Internet.