Hey classmates! My name is Adam Stravitz and I want to represent the most charming, classiest, smartest, and sexiest class Penn has ever seen, as the Class of 2016’s VP of Finance. I’ll work hard for the red and the blue in order to make college amazing for you. I can’t wait for late night insomnia cookie runs, fraternizing under the button after accidentally crossing the compass, drinking a highball at nightfall, camping outside the Palestra to score courtside tickets, late nights at Blarneys, screaming at midnight before our first econ exam, and throwing a toast to dear old Penn, but there is room for more. That is where I come in. I will make us the class to remember by programming new events to unite our class. So come all ye loyal classmen now, in hall and campus through, and vote Adam Stravitz for you! Hurrah, Hurrah Pennsylvania!
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