Mayor's Blackberry reveals celebrity info
John Street has always been known as a technology junkie. But until yesterday, few people knew how connected he is to the world of pop culture.
Investigators from the Federal Bureau of Investigation released the names and phone numbers of Hollywood heavies ranging from rapper 50 Cent to Tenacious D's Jack Black.
The numbers, once available, quickly circulated on the Internet. There were also several disparaging text messages about teen pop star Lindsay Lohan.
"I didn't realize my relationship with Paris Hilton would be today's topic of conversation," a clearly unhappy Street told reporters at his general media briefing yesterday. "I had always hoped to keep that one a secret, what with her involvement with those steamy porn videos."
There were no naked photos of the mayor with Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst. Thank god.
-- Associated Press
Council makes push to become new 'Sin City'
City Council determined yesterday that legalizing gambling does not go far enough in turning Philadelphia into America's next Sin City.
The body passed laws encouraging citizens to covet thy neighbor's wife, as well as his ass.
They are expected to legalize pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed and sloth as soon as Thursday.
-- AP
City to break ground on waterfront today
In other news, Hell has frozen over and monkeys have flown out of my butt.
-- AP
