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The Daily Pennsylvanian

Quaker Oats: Monday, April 1, 1996

Exit 13 -- Isn't it ironic that you have to pay a toll when you're towed off the Jersey Pike? Edgar Road Garage and Tank Works -- Isn't it ironic that there were no tanks and no one was working at Edgar's? Coolio's cab -- Isn't it ironic that Jasper and Herschel didn't go take the fantastic voyage to Penn Station like Coolio said? Linden Train Station -- Isn't it ironic that Jasper and Herschel were on the right side of the tracks? New York's Penn Station (nearly) -- Isn't it ironic that Jasper and Herschel (nearly) had to go back to the Big Apple to get back to Philly? Newark's Penn Station -- Isn't it ironic that New York has a Penn Station and New Jersey has a Penn Station, but Pennsylvania doesn't have a Penn Station? 30th Street Station -- Isn't it ironic that Amtrak was early? Pink Palace -- Isn't it ironic that Jasper and Herschel are still alive?