EDITORIAL: "Some Sobering Thoughts"

It's not like the University ever promised students it would not give PENNCards to outsiders, and we imagine that many smaller schools would have caved in with state officials breathing down their backs. But we think the University realizes it should remain as neutral in this situation as possible. The state, meanwhile, may find other ways into parties. It could hire narcs. We imagine it could even make some fake IDs, ironic as that would be. If you are willing to face the potential consequences, we think it is your decision whether to drink underage or not. But we also can't fault law enforcement officers for enforcing laws, no matter how stupid we may feel the laws are. The University has made its position fairly clear. At least on paper, the administration opposes underage drinking. Meanwhile, Philadelphia Police have more pressing concerns. This fight, should one erupt, will be between the fraternity system and the state liquor control board, known as the LCE. The Greek system has argued continuously that it can police itself. Its future hopes for self-governance may hinge on how it handles the current situation. According to LCE Spokesperson Jeff Lawrence, the agency's primary concern are "speakeasies" -- the legal term for any place where admission is charged and alcohol is served without a license. If fraternities are following their self-imposed BYOB policies to the letter, they should have nothing to worry about. Therefore, we would be terribly suprised -- shocked even -- if fraternities were caught violating speakeasy laws, or perhaps even serving alcohol to minors. Believe that one? Have another drink.