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This article appeared in the 2006 joke issue Talk about a dramatic turn of events. On Jan. 7, 2005, Irina Malinovskaya was just your average fifth-year Wharton senior from Russia. The next day, she was an accused bludgeoness. Malinovskaya, 23, was charged with beating her ex-boyfriend's girlfriend to death with a blunt object.




This article appeared in the 2006 joke issue Talk about a dramatic turn of events. On Jan. 7, 2005, Irina Malinovskaya was just your average fifth-year Wharton senior from Russia. The next day, she was an accused bludgeoness. Malinovskaya, 23, was charged with beating her ex-boyfriend's girlfriend to death with a blunt object.