On the sprint football team, where players often find themselves at different positions or even on opposite sides of the ball.

“Hi! My name is Bobby Frosh! Will you sign my petition for student government?” “Sure, Bobby, what exactly does student government do again?” “Uhh… we do whatever it takes to make your collegiate experience better!” “Really?

Every league game, starting with Dartmouth Saturday, is win or go home. One off day means sharing a trophy; two bad games and it’s better luck next year.

For left-hadned Ragone and the rest of the Penn offense, the minor adjustments to a righty’s game of football have become a nonfactor.

As Penn students, we like to believe we are immune to silly mistakes. You would, however, be hard pressed to find a Quaker who hasn’t accidentally replied-all to an email or booked a ticket on the wrong BoltBus.

Check out an interactive map of crime in the Penn Patrol Zone last week.

The program began in 2009 as a peer network to educate students about environmental issues and sustainable living.

On Tuesday, the Office of the Provost appointed Robert Chaney as interim director of the Institute of Contemporary Art.

For professors Jason Burdick and Robert Mauck, getting hired by Penn on the same day not only earned them a teaching position, it also landed them a research partner.

As part of its annual Islam Awareness Week, the Penn Muslim Students Association hosted the lecture “Muslims in a Post-9/11 America” in Houston Hall Monday night.

According to the report “State of University City,” University City has become a safer place, and the neighborhood is quickly becoming an attractive area for commercial, educational and residential development.

Though just as colorful off the court, Keith “Showtime” Saunders doesn’t view his own animated refereeing as a show at all — it’s just a second job.

Penn is not the best university in the world. But we can be.

Hicks joins fellow guard Jamal Lewis in Penn basketball’s Class of 2012 recruitment, and like Lewis, he appears to be a highly talented pickup for the Quakers.

Navy once again showed why it is a perennial powerhouse in the Collegiate Sprint Football League, dominating the Quakers in a 56-0 rout that put Penn’s hopes for a second-straight conference title in jeopardy.

Though the Quakers are just two games into the season, junior quarterback Billy Ragone isn’t giving his team a chance to win, and it’s time to make a switch.

The Republicans’ sinister motivations for electoral redistribution are blatantly obvious, but there are also a number of reasons why this proposed system would be devastating for Pennsylvania.