One fortunate Wharton student will be crowned the “ultimate corporate raider ” tomorrow.

The Student Health Advisory Board held a block party to raise awareness of basic health needs, including hydration and stress management.

In an arraignment on April 2, Wharton sophomore Tania Chairez rejected the court’s offer of the Accelerated Misdemeanor Program, opting instead to go to a full trial.

Ly co-founded the Asian Student Association in Philadelphia — an anti-bullying group for Asian students created soon after the South Philadelphia High School violence began to draw media attention.

The Lauren and Bobby Turner Social Impact Executive Series began in 2010 to instill in students the importance of “doing well and doing good.” Andre Agassi spoke last year and Magic Johnson the year before.

“One of the biggest problems is lack of discourse about this topic at Penn,” College junior and PIR member Joey Wallerstein said. “[This event wants] to encourage people, not just people who believe in immigrant rights as a cause, but to those who don’t know anything about it and who might be opposed to it.”

Emmy-winning journalist and neurosurgeon Sanjay Gupta spoke on his life, career before 800 people as this spring’s SPEC Connaissance speaker.

Kasparov was the guest of honor at the Philomathean Society’s Annual Oration this year. The event, which took place Apr. 3 at Penn Museum’s Harrison Auditorium, drew a large audience of students eager to meet the master.

After a week of dealing with the consequences of nearly a foot of flooding, residents of Gregory College House have finally received help.

The Office of the Vice Provost for University Life announced that Jeremy Lin may soon fill the vacant position of Pan-Asian American Community House director.

Huntsman Hall security escorted a Wharton freshman out of the building after he screamed “obscenities down the hall” when he was eliminated from Wharton’s annual school-wide assassins game, Hostile Takeover.

The new student group Students Reacting Strongly to Lots of Yelling protested on College Green yesterday to show their disgust at the number of protests and rallies that have occurred on campus this year.

The Penn Panhandlers Union had their first General Assembly inside McDonald’s.

To emulate The Wall Street Journal and The New York Times, The Daily Pennsylvanian will begin charging readers $20 a month to read online content.

On Tuesday, students lined up in hopes of gaining the coveted position of house cleaner for Penn President Amy Gutmann, a new work-study job posted earlier this week.

Dean of Admissions Eric Furda has been selected to participate in the 15th season of “Dancing with the Stars,” the producers of the show announced earlier this week.

Three Penn students were arrested at 11 p.m. last night for public intoxication and arson, Division of Public Safety reported.