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Friday, Jan. 23, 2026
The Daily Pennsylvanian

Thank you for the memories

Leon Fresco, Fetus, Jeff Gimbel, Mike Roeltgen, Damon Cronkey, Adam Mariotti, Dan Goldberg, Spiezio, Danny Kryzanowski, Ralph Vasami, Jeremy McDowell, Pete Henderson, Scott Skorupsky, Rishi Bajaj, Tim McCarthy, Adam Koch, Ben Geisler, Trevor Blair, Jerry Shanko, Brian Shadduck, Charles Hsieh, Trey Best, Tom Bushey, Tim Swain, Billy Collins, Chris Beals, Jeff Hatch, Jason Feinberg, Grant Simpson, Steve Reilly, Brendan Cody, Mike Dzik, Andy and Pete Kim, Davin Blackborow, Noah Quinn, Nick Delikaris, Bob Panetta and the many other fraternity brothers. Dave Baronoff, Josh Goldstein, Jon Bluth, Brian Owens, Barrett Carr, Joree Adilman, Eric Stone, Liz Franklin, Beth Linn, Lauren Jaeger, Ben Cohen, Andy Rhim, Marc Edelman, Josh Styne, Eric Schinfeld, Alyssa Abo, Josh Levy, Marino Saveri, Alex Rodriguez, Ann Gallagher, Doug Eisner, Thatcher Milholland, Rob Fuller, Andy Hitz, Eugene Sung, Will Holcombe, Jon Moriarty, John Bullitt, Ted Bretschger, Chris Lindsey, Tom Gourley, Tom Pologruto, John Rubinstein, Brent Neiman, Rob Goldfaden, PJ Lewis, Kyle Moran, Rob Hunt, Jon Barad, Kieran Doherty, and Todd Golditch. Eric Goldstein, Kent Malmros, Josh Callahan, Jeff Wieland, Miles Cohen, Jordan Smith, Scott Lanman, Eric Moskowitz, Rick Haggerty, Dan Tenenblatt, Mike Hasday, Scott Miller, Mawk. Penn vs. Princeton, Fran Dunphy, Al Bagnoli, Francis Vaughn, beating Temple, losing to Kansas, coming back from 25 down against Yale, losing to Yale on a last second foul, throwing the goal posts in the river, kicking a field goal to extend our lead to 48 points in the family weekend football game freshman year, Pete Carrill, Frankiln Field, Palestra. The 1996 Penn Relays-Wawa riot/looting festival, all the people who have asked me for change at 40th and Spruce, Physical Plant, Greek Lady Olga, Quaker Shaker, our fraternity cleaning crew, E Cook, E History -- a temporary employee, all the cardswipers with their cell phones, the guy with the beret who sweeps up Steiny-D, Hey Day, Wilbur, the phone guy at Allegro's, CPPS for making getting a job as easy as they can, Merrill Lynch for actually hiring me, the firm that takes me on when I get prematurely fired. Baronoff Family, Owens Family, Schinfeld Family for all the times or any of the times I was invited to your house. Judith Rodin for the $140,000 barbecue we had at your house Monday night, and my parents for buying me the best fried chicken money could buy. THANK YOU.