QUAKER OATS: Monday, November 23, 1998

I-76 was the route that started the journey to SUNY-Ithaca with Rosencrantz behind the wheel and The Mawk, Doogie, Roadmap and Easy Rider passengering. I-76 was the route that started the journey to SUNY-Ithaca with Rosencrantz behind the wheel and The Mawk, Doogie, Roadmap and Easy Rider passengering. Vocally Rosencrantz listened to soft rock and declared the route East. Roadmap claimed West and called for Joshua Tree. As Doogie slept we headed East, away from Ithaca, but alas to a humble pizza hutch. The Mawk shot the new Hutch and shamed Rosencrantz's following of Title IX directions. While Easy Rider sat silently. I-76 was the route that started the journey to SUNY-Ithaca with Rosencrantz behind the wheel and The Mawk, Doogie, Roadmap and Easy Rider passengering. Vocally Rosencrantz listened to soft rock and declared the route East. Roadmap claimed West and called for Joshua Tree. As Doogie slept we headed East, away from Ithaca, but alas to a humble pizza hutch. The Mawk shot the new Hutch and shamed Rosencrantz's following of Title IX directions. While Easy Rider sat silently.Youth was a problem for Doogie and Easy Rider as Ithaca night life proved elusive. At least it got them free stay at the Comfort Inn. Too bad they couldn't work the juice machines. I-76 was the route that started the journey to SUNY-Ithaca with Rosencrantz behind the wheel and The Mawk, Doogie, Roadmap and Easy Rider passengering. Vocally Rosencrantz listened to soft rock and declared the route East. Roadmap claimed West and called for Joshua Tree. As Doogie slept we headed East, away from Ithaca, but alas to a humble pizza hutch. The Mawk shot the new Hutch and shamed Rosencrantz's following of Title IX directions. While Easy Rider sat silently.Youth was a problem for Doogie and Easy Rider as Ithaca night life proved elusive. At least it got them free stay at the Comfort Inn. Too bad they couldn't work the juice machines.Challenged with alternate activity, we hitched a cabby and saw Waterboy, as The Mawk laughed and ate a Friendly's burger minus all, despite Doogie's pleas for Cajun cuisine. Road Map was off in the Potato House with frosty beverages and Rosencrantz playing with Gildenstern, who drove his vehicle much like Easy Rider I-76 was the route that started the journey to SUNY-Ithaca with Rosencrantz behind the wheel and The Mawk, Doogie, Roadmap and Easy Rider passengering. Vocally Rosencrantz listened to soft rock and declared the route East. Roadmap claimed West and called for Joshua Tree. As Doogie slept we headed East, away from Ithaca, but alas to a humble pizza hutch. The Mawk shot the new Hutch and shamed Rosencrantz's following of Title IX directions. While Easy Rider sat silently.Youth was a problem for Doogie and Easy Rider as Ithaca night life proved elusive. At least it got them free stay at the Comfort Inn. Too bad they couldn't work the juice machines.Challenged with alternate activity, we hitched a cabby and saw Waterboy, as The Mawk laughed and ate a Friendly's burger minus all, despite Doogie's pleas for Cajun cuisine. Road Map was off in the Potato House with frosty beverages and Rosencrantz playing with Gildenstern, who drove his vehicle much like Easy RiderHated was the kid Doogie met after the movie. Too smart for Wharton he thought himself last year. Funny to find him now a Hotelly and waiting for a dreaded Ithaca transport. Luckily, The Mawk played dumb as a Cornell student and stole his cab. I-76 was the route that started the journey to SUNY-Ithaca with Rosencrantz behind the wheel and The Mawk, Doogie, Roadmap and Easy Rider passengering. Vocally Rosencrantz listened to soft rock and declared the route East. Roadmap claimed West and called for Joshua Tree. As Doogie slept we headed East, away from Ithaca, but alas to a humble pizza hutch. The Mawk shot the new Hutch and shamed Rosencrantz's following of Title IX directions. While Easy Rider sat silently.Youth was a problem for Doogie and Easy Rider as Ithaca night life proved elusive. At least it got them free stay at the Comfort Inn. Too bad they couldn't work the juice machines.Challenged with alternate activity, we hitched a cabby and saw Waterboy, as The Mawk laughed and ate a Friendly's burger minus all, despite Doogie's pleas for Cajun cuisine. Road Map was off in the Potato House with frosty beverages and Rosencrantz playing with Gildenstern, who drove his vehicle much like Easy RiderHated was the kid Doogie met after the movie. Too smart for Wharton he thought himself last year. Funny to find him now a Hotelly and waiting for a dreaded Ithaca transport. Luckily, The Mawk played dumb as a Cornell student and stole his cab.A cabby-swami emerged the next morning en route to the indoor press box. Doogie was shocked by his Ivy sports knowledge. Easy Rider footed the bill in Rosencrantz's absence. Road Map arrived alone with freezing knees. And The Mawk found his way to the hidden cola. I-76 was the route that started the journey to SUNY-Ithaca with Rosencrantz behind the wheel and The Mawk, Doogie, Roadmap and Easy Rider passengering. Vocally Rosencrantz listened to soft rock and declared the route East. Roadmap claimed West and called for Joshua Tree. As Doogie slept we headed East, away from Ithaca, but alas to a humble pizza hutch. The Mawk shot the new Hutch and shamed Rosencrantz's following of Title IX directions. While Easy Rider sat silently.Youth was a problem for Doogie and Easy Rider as Ithaca night life proved elusive. At least it got them free stay at the Comfort Inn. Too bad they couldn't work the juice machines.Challenged with alternate activity, we hitched a cabby and saw Waterboy, as The Mawk laughed and ate a Friendly's burger minus all, despite Doogie's pleas for Cajun cuisine. Road Map was off in the Potato House with frosty beverages and Rosencrantz playing with Gildenstern, who drove his vehicle much like Easy RiderHated was the kid Doogie met after the movie. Too smart for Wharton he thought himself last year. Funny to find him now a Hotelly and waiting for a dreaded Ithaca transport. Luckily, The Mawk played dumb as a Cornell student and stole his cab.A cabby-swami emerged the next morning en route to the indoor press box. Doogie was shocked by his Ivy sports knowledge. Easy Rider footed the bill in Rosencrantz's absence. Road Map arrived alone with freezing knees. And The Mawk found his way to the hidden cola.Mad was Doogie after the game as the laptop proved almost as faulty as the Big Red. Faxing was Road Map's idea. But no fax directory arrived. I-76 was the route that started the journey to SUNY-Ithaca with Rosencrantz behind the wheel and The Mawk, Doogie, Roadmap and Easy Rider passengering. Vocally Rosencrantz listened to soft rock and declared the route East. Roadmap claimed West and called for Joshua Tree. As Doogie slept we headed East, away from Ithaca, but alas to a humble pizza hutch. The Mawk shot the new Hutch and shamed Rosencrantz's following of Title IX directions. While Easy Rider sat silently.Youth was a problem for Doogie and Easy Rider as Ithaca night life proved elusive. At least it got them free stay at the Comfort Inn. Too bad they couldn't work the juice machines.Challenged with alternate activity, we hitched a cabby and saw Waterboy, as The Mawk laughed and ate a Friendly's burger minus all, despite Doogie's pleas for Cajun cuisine. Road Map was off in the Potato House with frosty beverages and Rosencrantz playing with Gildenstern, who drove his vehicle much like Easy RiderHated was the kid Doogie met after the movie. Too smart for Wharton he thought himself last year. Funny to find him now a Hotelly and waiting for a dreaded Ithaca transport. Luckily, The Mawk played dumb as a Cornell student and stole his cab.A cabby-swami emerged the next morning en route to the indoor press box. Doogie was shocked by his Ivy sports knowledge. Easy Rider footed the bill in Rosencrantz's absence. Road Map arrived alone with freezing knees. And The Mawk found his way to the hidden cola.Mad was Doogie after the game as the laptop proved almost as faulty as the Big Red. Faxing was Road Map's idea. But no fax directory arrived. Pretzels revived the night as Rosencrantz was the recipient of Auntie Annie's philanthropy. Billy Joel references flew over Road Map's head as Easy Rider revealed his solution to illegal immigration. And Doogie's theory on Penn height was quickly dispelled. I-76 was the route that started the journey to SUNY-Ithaca with Rosencrantz behind the wheel and The Mawk, Doogie, Roadmap and Easy Rider passengering. Vocally Rosencrantz listened to soft rock and declared the route East. Roadmap claimed West and called for Joshua Tree. As Doogie slept we headed East, away from Ithaca, but alas to a humble pizza hutch. The Mawk shot the new Hutch and shamed Rosencrantz's following of Title IX directions. While Easy Rider sat silently.Youth was a problem for Doogie and Easy Rider as Ithaca night life proved elusive. At least it got them free stay at the Comfort Inn. Too bad they couldn't work the juice machines.Challenged with alternate activity, we hitched a cabby and saw Waterboy, as The Mawk laughed and ate a Friendly's burger minus all, despite Doogie's pleas for Cajun cuisine. Road Map was off in the Potato House with frosty beverages and Rosencrantz playing with Gildenstern, who drove his vehicle much like Easy RiderHated was the kid Doogie met after the movie. Too smart for Wharton he thought himself last year. Funny to find him now a Hotelly and waiting for a dreaded Ithaca transport. Luckily, The Mawk played dumb as a Cornell student and stole his cab.A cabby-swami emerged the next morning en route to the indoor press box. Doogie was shocked by his Ivy sports knowledge. Easy Rider footed the bill in Rosencrantz's absence. Road Map arrived alone with freezing knees. And The Mawk found his way to the hidden cola.Mad was Doogie after the game as the laptop proved almost as faulty as the Big Red. Faxing was Road Map's idea. But no fax directory arrived. Pretzels revived the night as Rosencrantz was the recipient of Auntie Annie's philanthropy. Billy Joel references flew over Road Map's head as Easy Rider revealed his solution to illegal immigration. And Doogie's theory on Penn height was quickly dispelled. Safely we returned to Penn, save Doogie's failure to protect Keisha's baby. Still early enough to go out, The Mawk reveled the end of his football writing days.