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JOKE ISSUE: Street: Get off your asses, fatties

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Laura McClure · April 10, 2000

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JOKE ISSUE: Oggie to play in Pakistan

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Andy Pogach · April 10, 2000

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JOKE ISSUE: Getting ass soon to be much harder

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Dana Klinek · April 10, 2000

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JOKE ISSUE: Smith revealed as secret donor

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Rhonda Textor · April 10, 2000

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JOKE ISSUE: WACKOS: Monday, April 10, 2000

April 10, 2000

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JOKE ISSUE: PROPAGANDA: Hey, hey, hey - Goodbye

April 10, 2000

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JOKE ISSUE: PSAS member a big phony

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Jonathan Margulies · April 10, 2000

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Tough twin bills await Basebakk, if the sun shines

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Ryan Kelly · April 7, 2000

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Journalism and religion: A balancing act

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Aparna Iyer · April 7, 2000

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LETTERS: Friday, April 7, 2000

April 7, 2000

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Sex talk ends Jesus Week

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Alexis Gilbert · April 7, 2000

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COLUMN: Mo'money, fewer problems?

April 7, 2000

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W. Lax and keeper are in a zone

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian , Andrew McLaughlin and Andrew McLaughli · April 7, 2000

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Ivy title hopes still very real for W. Tennis

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Nicole Nordlicht · April 7, 2000

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Street gives OK to school uniforms

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Katie Ambrogi · April 7, 2000

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News Briefs: Friday, April 7, 2000

April 7, 2000

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M. Lax eyes first Ivy win

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Sebastian Stockman · April 7, 2000

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