As the infamous Napoleon Bonaparte once said, “If you wish to be a successful politician, promise everything, deliver nothing.” In that case, if elected, I promise to make an official frat entry ratio of 1:1. Jokes. My name is Willie Stern and I’m running to be your Class Board President. As president I hope to work with the school’s administration to extend dining hours past 8 PM and open Penn’s first late night diner. Additionally I plan to run “NSO parte deux” at the beginning of next semester. I would work to plan fun events between houses that will bring students together and potentially create some new friendships and bromances. I hope to conclude NSO part deux with a paint party, “PENNGLOW,” on a tarped Franklin Field. As your president I will not only promise, I will deliver. When there’s a will there’s a way and Will.I.Am. Thank you.
Willie Stern is also running for UA Rep. See his other candidate page here »
