Quaker Oats

But thank god the Meals on Wheels branch of DPOSTM waited and 90210 brought groceries to build the ambience. As Leakage ate for seven, Rice grabbed the wheel and the newly-christened Chasing Mandy raved about his pop. Along came Tequila from his bushy abode (between two faiths), full of good cheer. We left him in Boston. Croyd outshined his fellow drivers, taking Lymon, Saxomophone, Staples and Doogie to Allston in record time. Not, however, before Officer Shaughnessy could put in his two cents, or in this case, 19,200 cents worth. (nothing a little vacuumed ice cream couldn't solve). And, true to form, Lymon choked on a Pike hook shot. The Dark Side was a tiny Dodge, Easy Rider, Homeboy and Gadget were confident Mawk would get them to their fellow writers at Hahvahd. But tasks like turning on the lights, following directions and switching lanes proved to be beyond the capabilities of King Swami '97. Although Gadget assumed Mawk was a Yahoo, the Crimson Cage seemed well within reach -- until the Pike. The jam made the The Dark Side miss tipoff and put Easy Rider in an unfortunate seat. Next to Drederick he sat, who was full of questions. The long night led to Doogie's abode (Welcome Penn, long and red), without Homeboy. Leakage, 90210, Rice and Staples could not be contained by Chez Doogie, and ensured Hutchage with a 5 a.m. visit (Tequila!). The Comfort Inn proved out of reach, but not the Fairfield and its complementary breakfast (Good morning!). Saturday would be many DPOSTMites first pilgrimage. Much to everyone's dismay, Gadget passed on the chance to freshen himself. But at Hutch (picnic tables in rear, butts in front), situation was remedied. Once again, the Croydmobile cruised in record time, but an alternate route, a toll-booth conversation and an inability to read had this extra-roomy rental in Hutch lot moments after Mawk's set of wheels unlocked. Still, Doogie plowed through the suicide wings, and Chasing Mandy licked the plate clean, ^ la the mullet-haired redneck. Gadget and Homeboy were cut off at 35 for fear that a certain mustachioed coach would not get his wings. Doogie joined the ride after the Green were erased. And on the road, the bus nearly erased Mawk and the others as they strained to catch an onboard movie. Doogie dozed as Easy Rider and Homeboy listened to the crooning of Mawk and Gadget -- lamenting their lack of satisfaction. Late addition: hot seat, f-stick, no defogger, Conn. smells, sleeping Leakage, Crimson brawl, Gadget makes a new friend, Doogie strikes a pose, Rhonda visits a lost cause, JR: shutup, purchasing abilities separate Doogie and Mawk, Masshole, Brandeis blue laws and card games, Christy saves the day (for a very few), seven signs (space), clean clocks, sister=girlfriend, Leakage is soft 'n dri with no paste and a pro. brush, rouse Wanda, we f-ed up the bed majorly, 18 tiny couches, stuffed animals, 90210 cares not for the environment, traitor, 400 mi. in 5.5 dry hours thanks to 90210 at 115 and Leakage's free skills, Tau Mikey provides herbal remedies. Why did you just say that?