Christine Chen | Searching for BS

As much as I’d love to write my farewell column using only Wharton memes, none of these tidbits caught my eye as much as this gem: Write a piece of semi-autobiographical detective fiction.

Quakers finishing out season against Empire State Ivies

The birds are chirping and the sun is shining, but the Penn men’s tennis team is still practicing indoors — an unfortunate consequence of circumstances completely outside their control.

Lightweight rowing takes third behind top-5 programs

The race saw the Bulldogs taking home the Cup for the 37th time, with Penn coming in third in both the first and second varsity races.

Penn men's tennis falls in back-to-back Ivy road matches

The Quakers wrapped up their Ivy road trip with a 5-2 loss at Brown, and a 7-0 loss at No. 54 Yale.

Penn lightweight rowing to open Ivy competition this weekend

The Penn men’s lightweight rowing team will host the annual Matthews-Leonard Cups, which involve races between Penn and Cornell. This year, Harvard has been invited as a guest and will participate in the race, though the contention of the Cups is only between Penn and Cornell.

Subtle differences between indoor and outdoor tennis

Whether there’s a difference between indoor or outdoor tennis depends on who you ask.

Penn men's tennis tops St. John's in final Ivy tune-up

In their last pre-Ivy game, the Quakers (8-5) finally managed to win on the road, garnering a 5-2 victory over St. John’s in New York.

For Penn fencers, a chance at an ultimate triumph

This year, Penn will send nine fencers – six men and three women – to the NCAA Fencing Championships in San Antonio, Texas on Thursday, which will be broadcast on ESPN3.

Penn Sports Plus: Penn Chess Club nabs another Ivy title

The Penn Chess Club from nabbed its third straight Ivy League championship last February after sending two teams of four — teams A and B — and one team of two to the third annual Inter-Ivy League Chess Tournament.

Penn fencing spends break at NCAA Mid-Atlantic South Regional

This week, an announcement of which Penn fencers have qualified for the NCAA Fencing Championships will be made. The announcement follows the NCAA Mid-Atlantic South Regional, which took place Saturday at Lafayette College.

Brief | Men's tennis drops three in Florida, beats Binghamton

Penn then traveled to Miami to play Barry — the fourth-ranked team in Division II — on Wednesday.

Quakers fencing on point at Temple, win two medals the next day

Saturday morning, the No. 8 Penn men’s fencing team defeated No. 1 Penn State and No. 5 St. John’s at the Temple Invitational before hitting the road with the No. 10 women’s fencing team for the third U.S. Collegiate Weapon Squad Championships hosted by Ohio State on Sunday.