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Fitting the curve

By Eric Obenzinger · Oct. 5, 2005

'Honey? Do my As look fat to you?" My transcript wiggled from side to side as she asked me the question that every guy dreads. "Not at all, transcript! You were at the library and Pottruck last semester working hard on those As. They look fine on you." I wasn't lying.


The Daily Pennsylvanian

Fitting the curve

By Eric Obenzinger · Oct. 5, 2005

'Honey? Do my As look fat to you?" My transcript wiggled from side to side as she asked me the question that every guy dreads. "Not at all, transcript! You were at the library and Pottruck last semester working hard on those As. They look fine on you." I wasn't lying.