HELLO COLLEGE! The time has come to make a selection, and I’m not talking about the Obama/Romney election ..

Hey there, Class of 2016! My name is Laura Petro and I want to be one of your two SAS Chairs! Why, you ask?

Hello fellow SAS Quakers! My name is Dylan Phillips and I am running for the School of Arts and Sciences Class Chair.

Hello my fellow 2016-ers! I am delighted to have been afforded the opportunity to run for College of Arts & Sciences Class Chair with your signatures.

A fire on the fourth floor of Du Bois College House late Saturday night has caused 32 occupants to be displaced from their rooms for at least two days. The Division of Public Safety said the fire was contained to one room.

Buon Giorno! Hello! My name is Filippo Bulgarelli, and I am running for a seat on the Undergraduate Assembly.

Life at Penn is great! Everyone is making friends, discovering new academic passions, and finding their niches here on campus.

Hey, my name is Bill (Yilun) Ding. As a member of the class of 2016, I am running for the UA because I feel there are many issues at Penn that need to be addressed.

Yeah, I destroyed my health on my birthday weekend — not by killing my liver, but by eating junk food, staring at a laptop screen and not sleeping.

Look, we all know how great of a university we go to. I’m not going to run with a platform of sweeping change, but what I do know is that the small things matter.

As a 2012 Candidate for the Undergraduate Assembly, I have three major issues I would address.

Hello Penn, my name is Pratyusha Gupta and I would love to serve as your Freshman Representative to the Undergraduate Assembly.

Hello! My name is Jake Hart; I am a freshman in the M&T Program. As a member of the Undergraduate Assembly, I would introduce measures designed to improve students’ academic and social experiences at Penn.

As Freshmen, we should play to our strengths as the most recent additions to Penn and change what we know the best: the facilities on campus, in real life and online, and NSO.

HEY YOU! DID THE ALL-CAPS GET YOUR ATTENTION? GREAT! Anyway, I love it here at Penn; it’s a great place to be.

I introduce myself as Arjun Mahadevan, “hello ya’ll,” but I hope you’ll eventually see me as the 8th wonder of the world, The Arj Mahal.