It’s a running joke that sports interviews are decidedly uninformative. At best, they involve a string of very sincere platitudes. At worst, they are with Jerome Allen.

“No.” Penn women’s soccer coach Darren Ambrose didn’t have much to say to me when I asked him what changed in the second half of his team’s 8-0 win over NJIT, the first game I ever covered (they only scored three goals in the final 45 minutes).

It’s taken nearly a decade, but Penn women’s lacrosse may have finally met its match in the Ivy League.

There’s really only one way to describe the end of Penn baseball’s season: Frustrating.

While many Penn sports saw their seasons end this past weekend, Penn men's golf will continue on to NCAA Regionals.

Thanks to Isaac Newton, it is a law of motion that an “object in motion tends to remain in motion.” This principle, otherwise known as inertia, holds true for Dartmouth softball.

A look at the best tweets of Penn basketball coach Steve Donahue

Penn baseball falls short for second straight year.

In preparation for this weekend’s Princeton Invitational, the athletes of Penn track and field will find themselves battling the ups and downs of a “runner’s high.”

For Penn women’s lacrosse, it's just about time for a changing of the guard. At the end of this season, senior superstars like goalkeeper Lucy Ferguson, defender Meg Markham and attack Tory Bensen will all graduate, leaving gaping holes in the starting lineup in  and leave gaping holes in the starting lineup. Also gone will be starting senior defenders Taylor Foussadier and Lydia Miller in addition to captain and starting midfielder Lindsey Smith.

Imagine it’s the bottom of the sixth inning in the rubber match of the Ivy League Championship series, your team is up 3-2 and just three outs separate you from an Ancient Eight crown, an NCAA berth and a chance at glory. Then, the opposing team drills in five runs, gains control of the lead in punishing fashion and all of that glory slips away. Penn softball doesn’t have to imagine.

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, would you capture it, or just let it slip? That is the question currently facing Penn baseball, which will travel well over eight miles to Columbia this weekend to play in the Lou Gehrig Division’s one-game playoff. The winner of the game will head on to the Ivy League championship series, where it will take on Red Rolfe Division champion Dartmouth.

Hopefully there's more of this on the way. As the 2014-15 academic year draws to a close, so too do the seasons for Penn Athletics' spring sports.

Feeding off of the crowd wasn't an option, but one under-the-radar Penn team still found a way to win last Wednesday.

With the end of the school year near, we rank Penn's best teams from 2014-15. 

It’s a constant at any match. Arms crossed. Hat pulled down low. An intimidating, but composed gaze. At big moments, she erupts with a fist pump and a “lets go!” 

At last year’s Penn Relays, Penn track and field picked up three individual victories, the first time since 1922 that the program had done so.