They work together, but only when the rest of us aren't paying attention.

The Quakers have many things to be thankful for, but rest isn't one of them.

Three matches. Three wins.

All the attention was understandably on football’s first Ivy League title, but this Saturday in Louisville, Ky., men’s cross country capped an historic season on a high note.

So much for home-court advantage. Penn women’s basketball never trailed on the road Sunday en route to a 67-60 win over New Hampshire, its third in a row.

“Unfortunately you don’t get to play defense in swimming.”

Penn fencing will hope to justify its top-tier status and potentially usurp another fencing powerhouse when it attends the Elite Invitational on Saturday.

George Washington may have beaten the British, but he certainly won’t be beating the Quakers anytime soon. At least, that’s what Penn squash is hoping for.

When Penn swimming heads to New Jersey for its first Ivy tri-meet with Cornell and Princeton this weekend, a hot topic will be the presence (or absence) of hair on Big Red swimmers’ legs.

Holding an opponent to fourteen points in a half is not bad for a football team. And for a basketball team, holding an opponent to fourteen points in a half is downright ridiculous.

Penn men’s swimming took care of business in dominating fashion last Friday at home against Columbia and again on Saturday afternoon against Villanova at Sheerr Pool.

When Penn’s gymnasts hit the floor, expect the music to be bumping.

Out with the old and in with the new.

Albert Einstein once defined insanity as “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

Same face, same place.

If this were men’s basketball, “One Shining Moment” would be playing for the Red and Blue. Although the Penn men’s cross country team may not get a soulful theme song as a result of its performance, the squad qualified for the NCAA Championships nonetheless by finishing in the top two at its regional meet on Friday.

As the third quarter opened, Lauren Whitlatch caught fire.