The first rule of the national gun debate is this: much of what you know is wrong.
Jim Kahn | Joke issue score: DP 129, readers -129
By
Jim Kahn
, Gen. Jim Kahn
, Rebel Leader Jim Kahn
, Right Honorable Jim Kahn
, Senator Jim Kahn
, His Royal Highness Jim Kahn
and Jim Khan
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March 26, 2013
The Daily Pennsylvanian’s annual gag issue has a long history, of which another chapter has been written today. Every year at about this time, tradition dictates that DP editors turn their usually proper paper into a playful parody.
Because sometimes you don’t actually have that much to do. At the end of every horrible week, there’s a calm, and you can either choose to embrace it or unnecessarily stress yourself out about the next thing.
The Latest
By
Adam Silver
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March 27, 2013
This is the problem with requirements: they don’t make sense. So many courses that obviously should fill them just don’t.
J Street U Penn Executive Board | A crucial voice for Israel
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J Street U Penn Executive Board
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March 27, 2013
Open discourse and constructive criticism, rooted in love, are the only ways for us to achieve a brighter and safer future for the State of Israel. Like similar events being held by J Street U chapters on campuses across the country, our success in bringing Breaking the Silence to Hillel exemplifies the gradual mending of a still broken dialogue on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
Today, the Supreme Court is hearing oral arguments about the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act.
Today, the Supreme Court is hearing oral arguments about the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act.
Jim Kahn | Joke issue score: DP 129, readers -129
By
Jim Kahn
, Gen. Jim Kahn
, Rebel Leader Jim Kahn
, Right Honorable Jim Kahn
, Senator Jim Kahn
, His Royal Highness Jim Kahn
and Jim Khan
·
March 26, 2013
The Daily Pennsylvanian’s annual gag issue has a long history, of which another chapter has been written today. Every year at about this time, tradition dictates that DP editors turn their usually proper paper into a playful parody.
Because sometimes you don’t actually have that much to do. At the end of every horrible week, there’s a calm, and you can either choose to embrace it or unnecessarily stress yourself out about the next thing.
Especially at Penn — a world in which six degrees of separation feels more like two — it’s all too easy to “know” someone despite never having met them.
How can Bon Appétit claim sustainability when the wages it pays are not enough for its workers to sustain their families?
Lighten up everyone, they’re just lyrics. Harmless words. No one listens for the lyrics anyway. All we want is a dope beat so we can get freaky on the dance floor.
The pursuit of legislation has been sidelined for the pursuit of finding true news. The creative side of entertainment is intersecting with the content, leaving us satisfied with the story, not the necessary results.
Sorry has become the panacea, but the word is caving under the weight of our demands.
After having some conversations with my friends here at Penn, I’m astounded that so many of them read Tyga’s lyrics and respond: “Well, I just really don’t care.”
Saturday in the streets of Philadelphia, we got a much clearer picture of what it is that Modi’s supporters actually stand for. In a protest that was organized by a group describing itself as “Americans for Free Speech,” free speech seemed pretty low on the agenda.
Your Voice | Response to The Daily Pennsylvanian’s Horowitz explanation
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Matt Berkman
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March 25, 2013
Anyone paying close attention to The Daily Pennsylvanian will have noticed a curious inconsistency in its treatment of recent controversies.
We are a place of tolerance, appreciation of diversity and respect. Except this Friday, when there is a party planned with the tagline, “Join the brothers of St. Elmo for a night of papal blasphemy. Let’s get sacrilegious in honor of Pope Francis, a true minister to the poor, the sick, and the blackout.”
Obama should have used his visit to Israel to put forth a comprehensive proposal for peace and the establishment of a Palestinian state.
Every weekend, college campuses across the country are transformed into hotbeds of crime by misguided laws with track records of abysmal failure.
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On July 1, 2013, Google will be discontinuing Google Reader, a RSS feed that displays all your news sources, blogs and sites of personal interest in one place. This instance does, however, point to one glaring fact that we internet users like to forget: everything we store on the internet is under the control of someone else, and we don’t have much of a say if that controller decides to take it all away.
What is basically a prohibition of drugs in the United States and of guns in Mexico creates an extraordinary demand for the illicit products in each country — a demand addressed by drug cartels.
