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If you've been living under a rock lately (or stuck babysitting your parents), Penn football won their first Ivy League game this past weekend 37-31 against Dartmouth. After a blocked field goal and four overtimes, Penn also managed to put itself into the record books by playing the longest game in Ivy League football history (three hours and 49 minutes).
Chasing Ashton and Mila Rumor is that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have been walking around campus and were last seen at White Dog Cafe. First person to send us a picture of the pair to tips@underthebutton.com will be given a box full of puppies. JK, but being featured on UTB is the internet equivalent.
It started with a WSJ article, and then their director of MBA admissions said "see yah never." We can all admit that Wharton has had a tough week. And sadly, it isn't stopping there. The Onion recently posted this article poking more fun at our dear old Wharton--or, more specifically, that one fictional guy.
Right now on College Green there is free food and giveaways, complements of the Year of Sound. Have at it kiddies!
Sorry to ruin your weekend, Whartonites, but it looks like you're slipping down the business school food chain. According to a recent Wall Street Journal article, applications to Wharton’s prestigious M.B.A. program have dropped 12% in the last four years. Applicants are apparently ditching the free printing and looking to schools like Stanford and Harvard.
Alex Woo has launched a new upscale jewelry collection and our famous split “P” is getting cla$$y. The collection, Little Collegiate, features the eight Ivies in pendant form that is either yellow-gold ($798) or silver ($168). Inspired by Woo’s love of learning (lol), she wants the necklaces to remind alumni that their tuition dollars paid off. If you can afford an 800 dollar "P", you're doing something right.
Feelin' a little sad because all your friends keep posting pictures of themselves at football tailgates**? Well get ready Quakers, they're tons of (drunken) fun and they're coming to Penn. Hurrah! School spirit!
One over-achieving munchkin recently had DJ Princess Cut, also know as Sweet Box Jones, endorse his freshman election campaign with this video shout-out. Yeah, we're still not quite sure who "Princess Cut" is either, but aside from being named after a favorite diamond style and calling us "Penn University", she does have her own Facebook page...so we guess she's basically basic famous. It's your time to shine, Max Levy, so don't let her/us down.
Because The World Needs More Liquor Stores-- Head over to the new and improved wine and liquor store that opened TODAY at 43rd and Chestnut to scope out the scene and enjoy a free alcohol tasting. Sorry munchkins, only for those 21 and older.
Take a look at this 1960s snapshot of a Hill common area-- so peaceful and tame, yet not so Penn. Deep down we know these girls are hiding something, and it's not just go-go boots under those hideous skirts. Once it's time for an after party, they'll be drunkenly dragging one another back into that common room to heat up some more "coffee" with little Susie nowhere to be seen. No matter the decade, some things never change.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the betchiest of them all? Penn is. Well, sort of. Penn came in a close second in The Official Betchiest Ranking of the Ivy League, losing to Harvard and beating Princeton by only one point. Although we lost, "The Betches" applauded 34th Street's Shoutouts and our superb partying skills.
Ever wanted to smell like Michelle Obama? Well now you can, sort of. Wharton alum Seth Kornegay created a luxury perfume line named "Orla" with our one and only FLOTUS as his inspiration.
Four Pengineers built something pretty cool for their senior design project that once again makes the rest of us feel like underachievers. The device is a motorized arm named "Titan Arm" and it can be used to help people who are completing physical therapy after an arm injury or stroke. It can also just make you want to ditch your shake weight and give yourself a little extra upper body strength.
43rd and Baltimore is getting a makeover and we aren't invited to the reveal party. The new area is set to include a 92-unit residential development project across from hipster haven, Clark Park, that will also include parking and retail spaces for residents.
Let's face it, studying sucks, and what sucks even more is sitting in a cramped library for eight hours at a time surrounded by the same obnoxious people.
Meet Himalaya Mehta, a Penn junior who was recently recruited to play professional ultimate frisbee for the Philadelphia Spinners. Yes, his teammate Surya informs us, professional ultimate frisbee is a real thing.
While everyone else is complaining about this year's Fling Artist and the totally "warm weather" (not), senior Alice Lee is getting her glam on. Lee is being recognized as one of Glamour Magazine's Top Ten College Women of 2013 and the article will be featured in Glamour's May issue.
How sad, someone lost her pink scarf. We all know that a pink scarf is the perfect accessory to add to any cold weather fashion trend and it's snowing on March 25th, so it doesn’t look like it’s getting any warmer. Let's all take some time from our not-so-busy schedules and help this lost soul out. It’ll give us a reason to get out of bed and head to "Wawa's." And the $15 reward may just cover the first 20 minutes of a successful night out.
Drum roll please! This week’s winner goes to SPEC Jazz & Grooves for this psychedelic flyer. A mere glimpse makes you want to shake yourgroove thing. If you’re still crying about St. Party’s Day being over and have a Penn ID, then come dance the night away at the Rotunda this Saturday, March 23rd, at 9 p.m. The featured artist is Flume, a 21-year-old producer from Sydney, Australia. Check out his music and more details on the event here.
Calling all male fashionistas! If you want to show your love for Penn in style then buy these Italian suede shoes from Brooks Brothers here. They’re embroidered with Penn’s logo and guaranteed to endure that daily walk down Walnut (and quite possibly FLING WEEKEND).