Breaking Records And Taking Names

If you've been living under a rock lately (or stuck babysitting your parents), Penn football won their first Ivy League game this past weekend 37-31 against Dartmouth. After a blocked field goal and four overtimes, Penn also managed to put itself into the record books by playing the longest game in Ivy League football history (three hours and 49 minutes).

Shoutouts to the Penn cheer team and Penn band who had to stand the entire time, presumably rallying. You can read this article so you can pretend like you were actually there.