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President Amy Gutmann made a big announcement this morning, proclaiming via email that Penn "is and has always been a sanctuary" for undocumented students. In the email, she also stated that the various federal immigration enforcement groups will not be allowed on campus without a warrant. Without using the exact phrase, Gutmann has declared the University of Pennsylvania a sanctuary campus.
It's no secret that President-elect and Penn alum Donald Trump has a less-than-ideal stance on women's health issues. We all knew that his positions could and would affect us, our loved ones, and many people on this campus. But we didn't know it would affect the campus itself.
Thanksgiving is over, but you can still feel its effects. You feel slower, older, like the gravitational field generated by your body is larger than ever. "How do I ever recover?" you ask, convinced that your sluggish state will persist forever. Don't give up hope, though. You'll be weak in both mind and body if you follow our instructions for this intense yet rewarding four day diet, but at least you can say you went on a diet!
Thanksgiving is a special time of the year, when the whole family can come together to disagree and yell over canned cranberry sauce and burnt brussels sprouts. To prepare you for the inevitable, we've assembled a few of the topics that are bound to cause tension at the dinner table.
The last week has been a difficult one, reckoning with the results of the presidential election. Donald Trump won Pennsylvania by some 68,236 votes, less than one point according to NPR. That leaves us with plenty of questions, but we'll just ask this one: what the hell, Mark Ruffalo?
A lot is going on these days, but not all is lost. Long sleeve shirts will always be here for us, no matter who is elected president. Here's twelve long sleeve shirts that will keep you a little warm, but not super warm—for that, you'll need a jacket
We knew election day would be crazy, but we didn't know it would be Biden x Questlove crazy.
We've had our calendars marked for months. November 7th, the first day of APPLE FEST. All we wanted to do was eat some "apple inspired dishes" (Question: do these dishes contain apples, or just take inspiration from them?) in the charmingly unwelcoming atmosphere of 1920 Commons. Even that was too much to ask.
November 1st is nearly upon us, which means that the early decision deadline is all but here. If you're behind and you need a supplement essay, just copy and paste this one into the field! Be sure to fill in the blanks for the undergraduate school to which you're applying, and for your name.
Anonymous wrote: help??? why is my gourd moldyy
Author's note: This post has been edited to remove a reference to bin Laden's burial which was considered unsavory by members of the Penn community.
Rodin flooded late last week, thoroughly ruining everyone's Thursday night. While the damage was great across the board, here are the eight most severe losses of the evening.
Remember the preachers on campus last month? One was "Brother Ross," apparently born Ross Jackson, who seems to spend his days traveling from college to college, preaching hatred. From Upstate New York to the Midwest to Georgia, and probably further (we just don't want to bother sifting through his Wordpress), Brother Ross spews ugly things and seems to enjoy doing so.
Jewish holidays are like natural disasters, in that no one really understands how they work or why they exist but we all want to skip school because of them. Unfortunately we don't have school off for Yom Kippur, but that doesn't mean it's not an important day. Even secular Jews like myself are aware of this holiday's existence, and of its weight.
It's Mono Week, and you know what that means-- a lot of people have mono, or we made the week up for no good reason. Either way, mono blows.
Penn is known for a lot of things: Wharton, the Wharton School in Philadelphia, and the infamous-yet-beloved undergraduate business school Wharton. Less known, for no good reason, is Penn's strong ichthyology department.
iLoveMakonnen, aka Makonnen Sheran, aka The Red Dragon, aka "the 'Tuesday' guy who isn't Drake" is coming to Penn for Skimmerfest on Saturday, September 17th. Here's the Facebook event.
Woe is me. And to think, Brunch on the Battleship sounded like such fun. Music, cannons, half-unbuttoned white shirts. What could go wrong?
Given up all hope? Utilize the immense power of the geode! Don't know which geode to use? Our experts here have created a foolproof method of figuring it out. Take our quiz!
The White House recently announced that Malia Obama will be attending Harvard in 2017, after a gap year. This is great news for nobody, because Harvard is objectively the worst Ivy and hogs all the children of presidents. But it seems like her college plans are definite, so we can't do anything. What don't seem definite, however, are Malia's plans for the gap year – so check out the suggestions we've provided below.